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AIBU?

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AIBU: The threads that annoy you most

886 replies

user1471517900 · 28/12/2016 09:55

Like those where the OP writes hardly anything and expects others to entertain them.

Now you go.

OP posts:
Sparklingbrook · 28/12/2016 12:35

Not sure good manners are in the Talk Guidelines sadly TEMPESTUOUSRIVERZ......

lilyb84 · 28/12/2016 12:36

The am I pregnant ones don't actually bother me... but there is a whole board for them with posters ready and willing to engage, so posting in AIBU seems a bit silly. Unless there's some really interesting detail like the poster is actually 6 months pregnant and hasn't realised - those I like (and fear in equal measure).

addstudentdinners2 · 28/12/2016 12:37

Oh I see people are talking about follow up posts rather than just ops so I can discuss the sleep board.

"My 11 month old won't sleep anywhere but on me for only twenty minutes as a time - I am crawling the walls and desperate for some time on my own"

"Have you tried co sleeping?"

Just FUCK OFF. Co sleeping isn't the answer to every fucking thing. Nor is a sling.

Mostly the sleep board just makes me want to type FFS, ALL BABIES ARE DIFFERENT AND JUST BECAUSE YOURS SLEPT 12 HOURS FROM 2 WEEKS OLD/STILL DOESN'T SLEEP AGED FOUR DOES NOT MEAN EITHER IS THE "NORM".

Trills · 28/12/2016 12:38

Yes, it helps me see what a completely smug berk you are.

Thank you! I was trying to demonstrate that earlier but nobody told me off for being smug :o

HTH stands for "hope that helps" but means "I am being a bit condescending here, you should have known/understood this already".

(also I don't hear the word "berk" often enough)

ScarletForYa · 28/12/2016 12:38

For me when someone describes some outrageous situation where they're been royally taken advantage of and they hand wring over what to do.

Then refuse to do anything at all because they 'don't like confrontation'.

Ok then. Just carry on being a doormat. Xmas Hmm

YouTheCat · 28/12/2016 12:40

The ones where the 'thread police' turn up and tell the OP they shouldn't have posted in AIBU. Just fuck off.

I don't mind if someone suggests having a thread moved to 'relationships', or something, as they think the OP will get more measured responses. That's just being helpful.

Multiple threads started bemoaning an absolutely awful dp, good advice given and then it is never taken and the same posters turn up over and over again with the same problems.

marylennoxwasanaspie · 28/12/2016 12:43

The ones that make me want to throw my screen at the wall are those that say 'He's raped me, chopped off my left arm because I looked at him at the wrong angle, done time for dismembering someone's granny and threatened to kill my DCs if they misbehave but I can't possibly leave him because apart from all that he's a kind husband and a great dad.' Er...OK. I know this sort of thinking is commonplace among abuse victims but after a while you do feel like yelling at them to get a fucking grip.

(Not that I do. I tend to exit the thread when I get to this point.)

winterinmadeira · 28/12/2016 12:43

The ones where lots of posters only read the OP and then head straight to the last page to post without reading the 10 pages in between. Grrr

TEMPESTUOUSRIVERZ · 28/12/2016 12:44

Sparkling Not exactly, they like conversations to flow freely and that Grin, but troll hunting is Wink.

Sparklingbrook · 28/12/2016 12:45

And personal attacks. Wink

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 28/12/2016 12:47

The ones where lots of characters are 'turning around':

"so I turned around and said...", then she turned around and said..., so MIL turned around and said...

STOP! You're making me dizzy!

SirChenjin · 28/12/2016 12:48

Well no - I never expressed an opinion so I don't know how I can be accused of putting people off feminism because of my offensively robust opinions

Instead you simply ascribed your own incorrect interpretation to a comment I made (which you also took out of context) Xmas Smile

lilyb84 · 28/12/2016 12:48

"My 11 month old won't sleep anywhere but on me for only twenty minutes as a time - I am crawling the walls and desperate for some time on my own"

Are you the fly on my wall?!

I usually go to the sleep board just to look at all the thread titles, reassure myself that I'm not alone, then tootle away again... reading them and the same re-hashed advice is just too depressing.

PerpendicularVincent · 28/12/2016 12:51

Trans threads. I find the topic interesting, but each thread invariably ends up as an 800 post argument of epic proportions.

Threads of the 'MN is so boring now, come and talk to me my old friends' type annoy me, because they're kind of randomly pointless in a cliquey way.

The worst is where someone writes an AIBU and expects you to guess that it's a film or cartoon. They're just so bloody dull.

Bah humbug etc etc

dailymaillazyjournos · 28/12/2016 12:51

The ones where there are suspicions from the off that it's a troll. Replies then begin pointing out it all sounds a bit dodgy and then someone asks another poster what they have in their fridge and the whole things descends into a playground scenario with people making silly, random comments/asking silly, random questions of one another until the thread finally gets reported and deleted. Very tiresome.

MatildaTheCat · 28/12/2016 12:51

'OP you should definitely log that with the police on 101.'

For: I just took the bins out and a man walked past/ a mum in the playground raised her voice when her DC spat at her/ the man next door knocked and asked if my DC could please stop throwing broken glass over into his garden.

MagicChicken · 28/12/2016 12:52

Thank you Worra.

Ghost I am often the person on the thread saying 'hang on a minute, are you quite sure you would be saying that if the OP were a man/woman?'

And there is always someone who rolls their eyes and says 'Oh how tedious, do we really have to do this on every thread now? and then 'waa waa wot about the poor menz' type comments.

Well sorry if it is a boring inconvenience to have hypocrisy repeatedly pointed out, but yes we really do have to do this. Listen to yourselves. I am sick to death of such thinly veiled prejudice and the MN culture of 'presumed to be guilty until proven innocent but even then, we don't trust you and we'd like to hear your wife's version so you are probably still guilty.'

It's so very, very different from the way women who present with basically the same problem are almost unilaterally believed, empathised with, supported and given constructive useful advice, even when they have admitted they've been abusive, controlling, unfaithful or some other way badly behaved.

There are so many horrendous examples of this, I swear one day when I've nothing better to do, I'm going to pull them all from the archives and present them side by side for comparison.

Posters who are irritated or bored by seeing it repeatedly questioned should perhaps put their energies into looking inward for the answer rather than outward.

wizzywig · 28/12/2016 12:54

The 'which baby name is better' and the 'my husband is an a-mazing dad. However he eats his own toenails, has never worked, is playing on his xbox every night, smokes weed, doesnt cook but he is a great dad. Im just fed up with his laziness' threads.

SirChenjin · 28/12/2016 12:55

Magic (and Worra) - couldn't agree more. Anyone who claims that men are not treated differently on the relationship boards are speaking out of their arses and fooling no-one, quite frankly.

Counterclockwise · 28/12/2016 12:59

The ones where one poster insists on making the same point over and over in case someone missed it the first 20 times - no one fucking missed it! We all got that you think sugar is bad for children.

And the ones where a poster take exception to clear hyperbole i.e. the OP wants to strangle/throttle/stab with knives the waiter/shop assistant/MIL/DH:

"Wow. Just wow. You're advocating physical harm to another human being just because they spilled motor oil on your £7000 wedding dress? Nice. Violence is NEVER the answer."

shrunkenhead · 28/12/2016 13:00

Any threads about Cis, NT, dogs.
Posters who ask "is my child overweight? " bit refuse to give weight/height/measurements /photo despite repeated requests so as to answer question honestly.
How do posters know it's a "first post"? Is there a list of all posters and how long they've been mumsnet members???
Posters who have clearly looked back on a fellow poster's previous postage history to highlight some kind of incongruity....I don't even know how to do this, why would you want to and who has the time?!
People who "hide" threads. They're still there. Just choose not to read them if the subject matter annoys you.

redshoeblueshoe · 28/12/2016 13:02

I get pissed off when the OP name changes half way through a thread. Agree about the driving. I live in a large town, near a big city, public transport is great, and parking is horrendous - yet posters think I'm pathetic because I can't drive.

dustarr73 · 28/12/2016 13:02

Or how NC is the answer to everything.Or Why dont you drive threads.And the drivers get really angry about something that doesnt even affect them.

bumbleymummy · 28/12/2016 13:06

Completely agree about the threads where men and women get different responses/sympathy. Sometimes women are in the wrong!

I don't like it when groups of people derail an otherwise interesting thread with lots of 'inside' jokes.

ArmySal · 28/12/2016 13:07

My mum/friend said this racist comment, AIBU thinking it's a racist comment?

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