The most outrageously posh name ever...

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AIBU to ask you to give me your most outrageously posh names for my....... bunnies. We have rescued 2 and one is already called Dave. Would like to give the other something splendid to make up for all the years he has been nameless...! If you give me many spiffing names I may even re name Dave. Thanks!

Definitely rename Dave, but something that can be shortened to Dave... (Davissimo VonSomething?)
We require a pic, obviously...
Well done on rehoming bunnies! Such lovely animals so often neglected.

Rollo
Poshest name by far, it's a "braying" name

I know a St John who hates his name because a) he isnt posh in the slightest but was named after a very rich aunt insisted on it with bribes of being left money in her will, which his parents were then cut out of and b) hardly anyone knows how to spell it!

So in his honour you should call the bunny Sinjun/Singen/Singun :o

Ralph pronounced Rafe is a good one too.

lol both of my son's names are on this list - first and middle names - am not very posh at all, though.

I'm throwing in Peregrine, Cosmo and Chrétien. All were on my shortlist - why? just why? I'm blaming the hormones.

How about Jolyon?

Just called our pug puppy Lord Diggory Puglington. Dig the pig for short.

Balthasar? I heard a two year old addressed as that (full name, no 'Balti') at Acton Town underground depot a few years ago. Mum (presumed) was wearing a very chic pale cream knee length coat, utterly unsuited to close contact with two year olds, and presumably mama (unless a very seriously posh nanny).

Sir Crispin Lettucemuncher

Anton
Antonio
Androcles

Squire Buffington-Ptolemy-Jones

I've been on the Christmas gin.

I've got a Siamese cat called Cavendish.

We have a particularly fluffy dwarf lion head named Cashmere

Hubert heratio bartle bobton Trent

Cornelius and Fitzwilliam

Crispin
Algernon
Peregrine
Montmorency
StJohn
Ranulph
Beauregard
Romuald
Willoughby
Erasmus
Clarence
Horace
Bertram
Jeremy
Lancelot
Rupert
Cecil
Cyril
Basil
Cassius
Sylvester
Lysander
Cuthbert
Florian
Rollo
Ludovic
Claude
Blaise

And Bunjamin.

There was a gorgeous little boy Gerbil in the adoption bit of my local pets at home from mid July until he finally got adopted last week (YAY!) whose name tag read "Fortesque-Smyth". Every time i was passing i'd go in to see the little fluffies hoping he'd been adopted. I would absolutely have adopted him myself but i already have 6 cages in my room housing 2 sets of gerbils, 2 syrian hamsters and 2 russian dwarf hamster brothers who sadly didn't get on and needed separating, so i have zero room and no money for a new tank, toys etc.

Paddington & Percival Haversham-Smythe :)

There's an ottilie in DD's swimming class. That's fairly posh!

Willoughby

You gotta call one of them that.

If you're a fan of queen jilly, you could go for Rupert and Lysander.

The Honorable Bartholomew Granville Smythe-Jones. Affectionately known as Pudkins. Just because.

Can we have a pic.
Name suggestions
Horatio
Ignatius
Gideon
Alexander
Julian
Lucian
Luciano
Arthur
Vaughan
Edmund.
Raymondo
Rupert
Diggary
Roger
Alphonso
Gilbert

Girls
Arietta
Genevieve
Gwendolyn
Henrietta
Elora
Jonty
Bunty
Bronte
Cashmere
Claudette
Tomasina
Lucinda
Benedicta

Lord Lucian

Leopold.