To think my neighbours are taking the piss? (Pic)

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They're on holiday for the next two weeks

Could I possibly take a parcel in for them?

And then this fucker arrived

It weighs s bloody ton, I have nowhere to put it and it's stuck in my dining room! I can't get it up the stairs (was going to push it under my bed)

That's hardly a bloody "parcel" is it!

I hope the parcel collector didn't take Loki too!

It's not my farm, I live in the farmhouse. The farmer threatened to shoot the kids if they went in the barn again. Don't think he'll appreciate a Xmas parcel

Anyway it's gone. Order is restored.

Whoops, cancel the cheque.

Taking the puss

Glad your CATastrophe is over OP.

Pretty shit gift to steal. Plastic storage boxes

If so dowhatnow it's a victimless crime really. The thief/grinch has done everyone a favour

Depends how desperate you are for somewhere to put the Lego.

True but they could be some sad old, middle aged blokes idea of a wet dream.

Can we have more pics of your car please

Cat

LOL at the cat coming from Amazon. Loki is gorgeous.

Forget the cat, has no-one seen the SNAKE on the window ledge? Tell me you don't have a free range snake in your house OP? If you did I would never be coming to collect that box!

Yeah cool snake! Or could be snake shedding a Mumsnet scarf.

What a crap rubbish parcel. Why couldn't it have been something embarrassing, at least?

Love the size guide for parcels... 1 cat, 2 cats, 3 cats...

I love your cat.

Why has no one mentioned the cat?

I love your cat!!

My cat must have been reading this thread. I have just finished building a wood store for hubby Xmas present. put drill away. came back. Cat now thinks its her Xmas present. Will have to get a box of chocs. shammy leather and air freshener from garage for him now.

Can't believe no one has mentioned the cat! Beautiful 🐈

Panoo! Such a pile of floof!!

My dad lives on a farm.
His newly moved in girlfriend also bought 3 cats with her.
The first time I stayed when she was there, her cat bought in about 4/5 mice a day, and ate them in front of us. We, having no pets or appreciation for pets in general, were horrified. Dd got quite a shock when she was woken up to the cat devouring a mouse for her on her pillow
Obviously a great cat for mouse eating purposes but a bit surprising first thing in the morning!
Also, is Loki quite a popular cats name?

OMG that's a biggie. Murphy who orders a sofa when they are going to be away. I hope they brought flowers and something alcoholic to say thanks!

Wasn't the cube of poo randomly on a conveyor belt in a supermarket?

Gorgeous bundle of floof that cat.

Oof that's big.

It could've been worse - I know someone who was asked to take in a parcel and when the parcel had to pay international delivery fare.

I'd have been livid!

Wasn't the cube of poo randomly on a conveyor belt in a supermarket?
That was definitely the poo cube thread. I think the thread the poster was thinking of was the one where a MN took in a parcel for neighbour, it was a pouffe and their child got poo on it, they tried to wash it or replace it, can't remember how it ended but it was funny :)

This is the pouffe in Classics

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/934578-Nightmare-Incident-with-Neighbour-39-s-Parcel-please-sympathise-and

red the funny thing is, the link to the Tesco pouffe is still valid - I think someone in IT must be a Mumsnetter - or else they are still selling them on the back of this thread