To think my neighbours are taking the piss? (Pic)

[Pollyxcx]

They're on holiday for the next two weeks

Could I possibly take a parcel in for them?

And then this fucker arrived

It weighs s bloody ton, I have nowhere to put it and it's stuck in my dining room! I can't get it up the stairs (was going to push it under my bed)

That's hardly a bloody "parcel" is it!

Neighbours are totally taking the piss! Speaking of which could your cat (which I also love) "accidentally" pee all over it to express your joint disdain.

Beautiful cat.
And I don't even like cats.

Your neighbours are away for two weeks and you and your cathave to live with this?

Can you print some fake Love Honey label and plaster all over the box when they finally come to pick up?

I think you should build it. At least you can wheel it around then.i wonder what they are going to put in it.

nobody has mentioned the cat!

My cat would wee on that. A new item in the house or garden must be weed on.

Love the cat! Is it a Birman?

Whát a lot of effort to go to in order to have a stealth boast about a gorgeous kitty-cat. :)

Or a rather fluffy British shorthair?
I'll look after the cat if you don't have room for it because of the parcel!

Your cat has really derailed this thread for you OP

I'd cover it with bin bags to semi waterproof it and stick it in the shed. Or draw a face and clothes on it stick a paper crown and pretend it's uncle Fred snoozing in the corner.

Oh my. If you are feeling charitable maybe believe it is from a friend of theirs and they didn't appreciate the size and will be mortified..... If they ordered it I would be fuming!

MIL
Keys in the front door, as you stand there dripping wet...

What a geogous moggy. Himalayan ?

V. bad form on neighbours part

Do you have any more pictures of the cat ?

She's a Birman seal point called Loki

Box is going in the shed, DS is going to help me drag it

I think you should buy your poor cat some toys to play with for Christmas, if that box is all he's got. Apparently Amazon do good cat toys...

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE CAT

LOOK at the bastard box

What box?

I was going to suggest putting it on its side, covering it up and using as a sideboard, for glasses, drinks etc. Or for the cat to lounge on.

The shed is a better idea though.

Box? What box? That's a beautiful cat.

Stealthy cat boasting.

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE CAT

But the cat is gorgeous !

YABVVVVVVVVVVU to post picture of geogous cat next to/on boring box and then expect conversation to focus on boring brown thing rather than geogous cream and brown meow-thing.

Bad neighbours. Bad bad neighbours

Lovely cat.

I want one of those now for DH to store in the garage (bet that's were it's for) to hide all his shit he collects!

Box is indeed a bastard but you have a gorgeous cat - is she actually as lovely as she looks or one of those slightly evil ones?

That was cheeky of them. Hope your shed is secure.
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PS Lovely cat.

or one of those slightly evil ones?

She doesn't look evil.

Next door has a gorgeous (but evil) Himalayan. And as have The Evil Snowball who looks like he was constructed by artistic angels... from a distance.

But you can tell they are evil. Even in pictures.

Loki looks like she is naughty sometimes, but basically as lovely as she looks.

We shall have to wait for the OP to update us to know for sure.