To ask what's the meanest thing your child has ever said to you?

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(on my fiftieth birthday when there were no birthday wishes) 'it's not our fault you are old and wrinkly'

I hate you.

Luckily I took it with a pinch of salt, she doesn't mean it.

Ds farted in my face last night if that counts?

I hate you

Ds- You're my best friend mummy
Bear- oh thanks ds, that's a really kind thing to say
Ds- yes, but you're not my best best friend. Daddy is my best best friend, and that's much bigger.

Dh still loves retelling this story even 3 years later.

Does head butting count? he's two and it was probably an accident

Either that or 'not mummy, no like mummy, want daddy'

i want my daddy to pick me up in his car (i cant drive we are divorcing made me feel totally shit because i cant even manage to learn that!)

Gosh they can be really mean when they want to be ey?!

"Everyone else's parents do that stuff why are you always waaahing about it" said by 20yo DS when I tried to point out as a single parent working FT with all house/money/Garden etc stuff on me I'd like more help.

When he went through is hating me phase he stuck a note to my back saying 'I have a big nose'. Fast forward 5 years and his nose has grown just like mine! Fortunately for him
I've never reminded him nor pointed it out!

Ds (2) mummy you have the biggest bum ever. Why is it so big??? It's bigger than an elephant.

Thanks ds

'Those earrings make you look like a tart'. This was from my then 11 year old DD,22 years ago.She swears she doesn't remember saying this.

Horrid mummy

She's only 3 though so plenty of time to improve on that!

I don't have DC but when I was 4 my lovely lovely aunty asked me what I'd like for my birthday. I replied "I want some lines for my forehead, just like yours!"
(I was obsessed with furrow lines when people raised their eyebrows, apparently I was always asking people to "put their lines up")

If you die I can get another mummy, can't I?

'mummy, you make the best jam cake in the world! If you told Daddy how to make it, we wouldn't need you.... '

"You don't love us - all you care about is work". Ouch.
And when he was little: "I wish you looked nice, like Henry's mummy".

I don't love you.

DS1 when he was 5 - "I can't wait for you to die so that I can do what I want."

Me to DS (in jest as I did something fun for him) "who's the best mum in the world eh?"
DS "Jackie"
My name is not Jackie 😩😩

That i looked like Mrs Trunchball.
a fact that my own DM found highly amusing

I hope you die and the baby dies (ds1 when I was pregnant with ds3).
You should kill yourself (ds1 last weekend).
Ds1 has some issues.

4 year old DD: you make me sad! I'm going to throw you in the dustbin and find a nicer Mummy!

Charming

I'm chuckling out loud reading this thread!

Youngest DD : You're not like a Mummy, you're like a witch.