To ask what's the meanest thing your child has ever said to you?

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"Mummy, were you fat when you were little or did you used to be smooth?"

That she hates me, wishes she wasn't part of this family. That the guinea pigs are, like her, forced to live with me. She's 12.

I hate you. I wish you were dead. And I wouldn't go to the funeral
(from my teenager)

"I don't have a Mum"

(actually she has 2, birth mum, and me, her forever mum)

You have belly like Daddy Pig. Lol. My adoring three year old. X

Are you 62 or 63 mummy?
(I am 37)

They can be little minx's can't they

I'm glad your Mum's dead (said by my DS1 when he was about ten, about my mother)
Your Mum didn't love you - same child.

He has also told his DF (Fred) that he is glad Fred's sister died when she was 15.

He can be so, so wicked

I wish

My nearly 9yo about an hour ago called me a fat idiot. She did it this morning too and having seen how much it upset me it's even more upsetting that she very pointedly said it again tonight. She's now writing me notes begging for forgiveness but all I want to do is run and hide forever.

"I wish I didn't have a mummy anymore!"

DS aged 4 when I wouldn't let him scramble down a cliff to play on a shipwreck. Pic for reference!

"I wish I didn't have a mummy anymore!"

DS aged 4 when I wouldn't let him scramble down a cliff to play on a shipwreck. Pic for reference!

Ds2: "Daddy, I want you to shave your eyebrows off."
C3pu: "...why?"
Ds2: "So that everyone will laugh at you."

I wish it was you who had died, and not my dad.

And it didn't hurt me at all. He was lashing out and I got the hit. He apologised after.

Very angry DGS (5) because I wouldn't read him a bedtime story ( this was as a punishment he had been warned about for being disobedient and insolent earlier in the evening) :
"You're not even pretty!"
he really made me laugh (inwardly!)

My oldest called me a rusty, old troll a few years back when she was about 3.

We had a hospital appointment. To the nurse she goes "mummy makes me bleed" To me "your not my best friend anymore you hurt me. Go away"

Then the nurse calls you over whilst another nurse followed by a dr checks over your DD whilst your explaining that she means I take blood from her line & that I don't actually beat her until she bleeds. I then found out that they were asking DD (she is 2!!!) Everywhere on her body where I make her bleed pointing legs arms head feet basically everywhere out. She kept saying yes (obviously) it wasn't until they realised there wasn't a scratch or scar (other than the ones from ops) on her that I was in fact being honest and wasn't physically abusing my child!!

"I will cut you" She is 3.

'I don't think you can use that toilet, mummy. Out is really low so you might get stuck.' She 5 and I am heavily pregnant but it still made me want to cry!

DD aged 3: "Please put some make up on! You look ugly without make up"

I hate you. .I replied that's ok I still love you.
Then I got omg you drive mw mad..
Followed by a cuddle

Not spitefully but not long ago my DS3 said 'dad's my best parent'. It was said so matter-of-factly that I knew he really felt that way. DH works away a lot and I'm a SAHM. I think I just assumed that I was the natural default. Absolutely devastated doesn't even come close

"Your boobies are very flat. They need pumping up with my pumper"

DS (3yrs) is a cruel creature. Here's an example from the other day:

Scene: Me and DS sharing some food.
Me: I'm thirsty, I will have to go and get a drink.
DS: Would you like some of my drink Mama?
Offers cup
Me: Oh, yes, thank you.
Shortly afterwards
DS: Would you like another drink Mama?
Me: Erm, ok DS that would be nice, yes please.
DS takes cup from the table, drinks all of the remaining drink available in several large gulps, proffers empty cup
DS: Then you will have to go and make one.

.... Oh.

He's only 3.