To ask what's the meanest thing your child has ever said to you?

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OMG fessmess. Were there consequences for saying that to you?

I f'ing hate you you f'ing bitch
You can f' off you f'ing c* you're not my f'ing father said to DP her SD
She's 14 & has broken us

Nearly 6yo dd said "I'm going to stab you all"
I was like

My 3 year old told me He wished i would go to an other country and never come back as a reaction to not getting to sit in the front seat of the car!

An other time He also told me he really loved me because of my big wobble tummy

I thought no the last one hurt more!

My eight year old came back from a play date and said she wanted her friends mummy and wanted to live with them. She has ASD and doesn't lie.

I had a hat on and dd said I looked like the old woman who fed the birds in home alone 2

DD: You are the meanest, most horriblest mummy in the world. (Pause) can I watch tv?

Me: hmmmm what do you think the meanest, most horriblest mummy in the world would say?

DS1(7) last year "I don't want to live with you anymore, I'll go with my real dad"

Bit of background. DS "dad" makes contact every few months and sees him for a few hours, sometimes a whole day. My DH is DS dad in every way and DS calls him dad too. When he sees his bio dad he always throws a strop and refuses to go, when there he's desperate to come home.

That day we had a bit of a meltdown over chores/bedtime/life and he threw that comment at me. I was so upset although knew he never actually meant it. He tried to apologise as soon as he realised what he said but it's stung ever since. I did give him a hug and told him I loved him though.

We went through a really lovely phase just recently where DS (3) decided to tell everyone he met. 'Mummy hits me!'

Much worse than 'I like daddy better' or 'you're a big smelly poo.'

Dd 3 daddy's the best, but don't worry mummy your the 2nd best

Go in the road & play with the traffic - DS aged 3 in a rage because he was hungry & I had removed him from the pub (waiting for lunch) for being so foul.

He didn't say it to me but an immigration officer when I was bringing a 2.5 year old ds back to the UK.

She asked if this is your Mummy and he said "no she's not I don't know her."

Raised eyebrows and asked him again, same reply.

Seeing as we were flying without dh and I have British passport, he has American, we have different names and he looks nothing like his passport photo that was fun half hour.

Just last night, walking down a pitch dark walking path to another part of a Christmas light display. The path was all rocky and had tree roots poking up, and i was walking very carefully because I felt unsteady and had this "I'm going to fall and break something if I'm not careful" feeling. Apparently I was going far too slow, and DD assumed this meant I didn't know where the fuck I was going. She swept past me calling to the rest of our group "I'll lead, I'll lead. I'm like a mother duck with a trail of senior citizen ducklings". We were with my office group.

She's fifteen. I had to restrain myself from pushing her over into the bushes.

with a trail of senior citizen ducklings

I laughed sorry Double

Oh my goodness wifeyhun

When DS walked into my bedroom unexpectedly and caught me topless, "arrgghhh, that's horrible" he shouted.
Cheers for that

'Mummy sometimes your eyes look all cold like a snake.'