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Original poster

I have shared custody of DEx's Bear but Bear's evil SM is teying to cut me out...

59 replies

MommaGee · 09/12/2016 13:51

So DarlingEx and I have a shared Bear called Bear. He's the sweetest Bear - drinks tea, reads the telegraph. I get him for holidays as he misses me terribly and it's important Darling Ex and I get together to discuss his progress.
Now there's some other woman on the scene who is trying to convince everyone Bear is in love with her girl bear when we've accepted for a long time now Bear is gay. We love him and just want him to be happy. Apparently he and girl bear have a baby called Kevin but he's clearly someone else's baby as Bear likes boys not girls.
Aibu to send Bear back with Wilbur, the big grizzly bear, to whom he has promised his future years? And to send zircon the baby to a charity shop as punishment towards girl Bear?

OP posts:
SexLubeAndAFishSlice · 09/12/2016 13:53

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Vix17 · 09/12/2016 13:54
Grin
hoopdeloop · 09/12/2016 13:54

you all need bearapy

Scrappysmammy · 09/12/2016 13:54
Biscuit
Randytortoise · 09/12/2016 13:55
Xmas Grin
Vixxfacee · 09/12/2016 13:56

Not funny. The original thread isn't either.

Igot99problemsbutabearaintone · 09/12/2016 13:57
Grin
Original poster
MommaGee · 09/12/2016 14:00

hoop or possibly just sleep in my case.

scrappy unnecessarily harsh, lighten up

OP posts:
Boogers · 09/12/2016 14:01

Nope, still don't get it. Didn't get the other thread either. OP, isn't it a bit early to be drinking? Hmm

WannaBe · 09/12/2016 14:02

TBH the original thread was vaguely amusing when I assumed it would have been pulled within the first hundred posts or so. But as it hasn't it constantly appearing in active is getting tedious now. Obviously this one will be pulled anyway as a taat.

Original poster
MommaGee · 09/12/2016 14:04

boogers no, please fetch me coffee!! I need caffeine

wannabe possibly reasonably so bit OT amused me in the meanwhile

OP posts:
ArmySal · 09/12/2016 14:07

This is marginally more believable than the other claptrap.

Goingtobeawesome · 09/12/2016 14:23
Grin
ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 09/12/2016 14:28

I'm on your side, OP. The SM sounds manipulative and controlling, and I'll bet she even dares to insinuate you're slightly bonkers. I suggest your ex puts his foot down and tells her to butt out.

Two-faced? Moi?

MNHQ
YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 09/12/2016 14:32

Hi gang,
Thanks for the reports but we think it's pretty clear that the OP is just trying to have some fun and we are inclined to leave it. Gotta be honest, we didn't 100% believe the original either... Shock

ArmySal · 09/12/2016 15:02

Gotta be honest, we didn't 100% believe the original either...

Shock Hmmm...

chewingawasp · 09/12/2016 15:04

No, I can't Bear it!!

Patriciathestripper1 · 09/12/2016 15:08

I suggest bear, Sm, Dp and ex make a family counselling appointment with me asap.

iklboo · 09/12/2016 15:10

Don't panda to her. You're obviously polar opposites. It's going to get grizzly if you don't all talk about it.

Namechangebitch · 09/12/2016 15:14

I'm looking but I can't see it......

Still can't find it??

Yes you have lost your sense of humour you miserable Grinches.
How will you bear up under the strain?

Cherryskypie · 09/12/2016 15:15

Grin iklboo

Original poster
MommaGee · 09/12/2016 15:17

iklboo 😁😁😁😁

MNHQ what are suggesting about me and Bear?? It's true of course, but then so are all of my stories!

OP posts:
Namechangebitch · 09/12/2016 15:26

How many column inches do you reckon you can bear?

"Bear in tug of love triangle"

Namechangebitch · 09/12/2016 15:29

Oh I just thought...

Does the bear have a hat? Who is in possession of the hat? Has the hat been give to another bear?

DollyPlastic · 09/12/2016 15:32

If no one believes them and they are blatantly not real, why are they still on the site? Is it for the daily fail journos to snaffle?