So DarlingEx and I have a shared Bear called Bear. He's the sweetest Bear - drinks tea, reads the telegraph. I get him for holidays as he misses me terribly and it's important Darling Ex and I get together to discuss his progress.
Now there's some other woman on the scene who is trying to convince everyone Bear is in love with her girl bear when we've accepted for a long time now Bear is gay. We love him and just want him to be happy. Apparently he and girl bear have a baby called Kevin but he's clearly someone else's baby as Bear likes boys not girls.
Aibu to send Bear back with Wilbur, the big grizzly bear, to whom he has promised his future years? And to send zircon the baby to a charity shop as punishment towards girl Bear?