Wazzocks keep instagramming my house

[znaika]

I realise this is a very 21st century problem to have but seriously Just bog off will you (grammers not mners)
There' s been a queue of 'em today and another one now in the small hours, presumably because no passers by. BECAUSE NORMAL PEOPLE ARE ASLEEP!!.

Anyone else have these twats? Bucket of icy water? Aibu?

Not your actual cunt, I presume. You'd strain your inner thigh after the first hour or so.

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It's not a guessing game. Let's guess znaika's house. I want empathy. i want them to fuck off so i can go back to sleep.

Are they whooping while they take photos? Scraping stepladders across the cobbles? I don't get it.

Tourists photographing picturesque houses had always been a thing. What's the added element that's enraging you so much?

Are you trying to come over all mysterious OP? Because I cannot for the life of me understand the point of this thread - clearly there is something special about your house, yet you won't tell anyone what it is

Are you sure it's not just drunks outside now especially if they're clattering around? A pic took at this time in the dark isn't going to look great

Will not give address as you'll be round

I can assure you. I really really won't.

The stealth boast is strong with this one.

I found someone painting my house last summer. They'd set up an easel on the pavement and everything. Fecking wierdo.

That's what they called Constable

Hahaha true, in Constable country here actually. Not in a mill though.

And the bloke had a very fetching Joy of Sex beard. I left him to it.

Ha brilliant, can you imagine . I was going to try to sneak a look at his painting but his beard gave me The Fear so I drew the curtains. But next time in Asda I'm going to get some cunt letters and stick them in the window, what a festive idea.

Would you like me to lend you an old fridge and a scabby sofa for your front garden, might help to unpretty it a bit.

YY to those talking about Japanese tourists whipping out their Nikons in front of your walled city house. I used to live in Chester, my house was right on the walls over looking the racecourse; very naice indeed but not conducive to walking around in nowt but your knicks on a Sunday morning.

We have people come all the way down our driveway to walk around and look at our house and gardens. They shout very loudly about how lovely it is for an Year round Person's house. Patronising, entitled cunts.

Do you like horses, your DH keep offending everyone and you live in a bit of a roundabout? Occasionally are you expected to wear a really really heavy hat?

How do you even know that people are taking pictures of your house, unless you are looking out of a window? The zombie apocalypse could be starting outside my house and id be none the wiser.

Get yourself a huge white sheet and some of the Halloween make-up. Turn on a soft light at the back of the room, a little night lamp or a candle. Pull the sheet over you, paint your face ghostly white with bloody streaks. Take a knife or an axe. Stand at the window, watching them.

I am truly baffled. I understand the urge that the odd one or two people might have to take a photo of a very attractive house or a particularly trendy coloured front door that they stumble across, but seriously, queues of people? Like they are on a pilgrimage? Several in a day?

There has to be more to this.

This thread is just odd. What's the point of it OP?

Have you got one of those holy statues that cries real tears in your front room, OP?

Instagram #peopletakingphotosofmyhouse

Next to photo of said wazzocks obvs

I think you're actually the Queen talking about Buckingham Palace