I have expectations!

[Iamacleaner]

I am a cleaner, a very good one.
I have a good client base and have only ever been recommended for jobs. Never advertised.
Occasionally been head hunted by sil/mil!

I have rules, just reasonable I think?!
AIBU?

1. If you want me to use my own cleaning tools, let me use your drive.

2. If a member of your household has been ill (novo virus) a little warning would be nice before I deal with the toilets.

3. If you want me to change bedding, obviously fine, can you please strip the bed yourself when you've done whatever it is you do that leaves the sheets covered in that. Also if you don't want vibrators wiped over with a zoflora cloth, don't leave them out.

4. Pervy members of you family will get a slap if they keep asking about uniforms and polishing knobs.

5. I will clean your house top to bottom to my standard (OCD), please don't ask me to not spend as long in one room so I can do something else you've thought of that's not my job! Pay a gardener.

Phew! That was quite cathartic!
I have name changed but been on here a while.

Cheeky gin!!!

Cillit Bang Bleach and Hygiene always makes our sealant come back up white. Its hard to find though and dont be fooled by the other variations that sound good but dont work. Mould and mildew one is crap.

youthecat, lama cleaner, brick - I mix normal cheapo thick bleach and tap water 50/50, dip bits of cotton wool or tissue paper in the mixture, and squodge them onto the stained mouldy grout and sealant. Leave it to dry overnight (it sticks to the wall cos it's wet), and brush the bits of paper off in the morning. Perfect white and zero elbow grease!

(This is my only cleaning tip ever)