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Matthew Wright "foul mouthed, illiterate harridans"

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Wookiecookies · 17/11/2016 10:59

AIBU to think this guy is truly a complete and utter narcissitic twit?

He has the nerve to steal stories from mumsnet and then describes us all as "foul mouthed, illiterate harridans"

Grrr.

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witsender · 17/11/2016 12:55

I'm not totally insulted tbh. I can be pretty foul mouthed, and Dona good impression of a harridan most days. I'm far from illiterate though.

TooTooCarMoon · 17/11/2016 12:55

I'd describe him as a cunt, but he has neither warmth or depth

You do realise you have just typed his ultimate wanking fantasy?

Tomorrowillbeachicken · 17/11/2016 12:56

No, I mean if he can say what he says on his show we should be able to say same back to him if he does a chat on here.

Pettywoman · 17/11/2016 12:56

He wouldn't have a show if it weren't for Mumsnet. He's luck to have us. Scores of interesting threads to pick up for free when there's a slow news day and no lowlife hack has made up pretend shit about Jeremy Corbyn dancing on war graves. I can't watch it anymore.

RockyBird · 17/11/2016 12:57

Forget your love eggs today Wookie ? GrinGrin

Greengoddess12 · 17/11/2016 13:00

Think it's a bitty fantasy for him.

Mummyshortlegz · 17/11/2016 13:01

shove Boudicca would blatantly have used a mooncup. No tampons to dry out that fanny.

surly maybe less of the calm down ;-)

roundtable · 17/11/2016 13:02

He should do a MN Web chat and Justine should be on his panel one week.

Haven't watched that show in a long time. It must boil his piss to do a daytime talk show. He give the impression that he thinks he's much more highbrow than that.

PatMullins · 17/11/2016 13:02

Ahem.

Matthew Wright "foul mouthed, illiterate harridans"
PatMullins · 17/11/2016 13:02

Ffs pic didn't work.

Lorelei76 · 17/11/2016 13:04

i'm probably at risk of outing myself here - but many years ago, someone offered to introduce us because he thought we'd get on really well.

I said no, partly because - and I know TV isn't accurate - something about him seemed a bit wrong. I haven't seen his show for about 10 years now, but from what you are mostly describing, it seems like he has gone very bitter and twisted and irrational....? Which is possibly what I was wary of in the first place. I realise that talking about politics and current affairs can be very emotional but there was something I couldn't quite name that I didn't like about him.

Wookiecookies · 17/11/2016 13:05

No! The eggs are in position, although the intense puckering of my "Harridan" fanjo at the thought of MW's smug face, may have displaced them slightly.

Grin
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Lorelei76 · 17/11/2016 13:05

Tomorrow - whose career did he ruin?

dodobookends · 17/11/2016 13:05

Illiterate? Calm down dear.

(I've never watched your programme by the way, not my idea of fun)

Wookiecookies · 17/11/2016 13:06

That was to rocky ^

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stopfuckingshoutingatme · 17/11/2016 13:07

Wookiecookies

no! I just find it ironic (like the DM) that everyone hates it and yet watches/reads it!!!

I also fancy him a wee bit

Tomorrowillbeachicken · 17/11/2016 13:08

John Leslie in 2002

birdybirdywoofwoof · 17/11/2016 13:08

Without a doubt, he has his own mother issues.

It's written all over his incontinent tortoise yet strangely attractive face.

Wookiecookies · 17/11/2016 13:10

FWIW stopfucking

I wont be tuning in again ;-)

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DoctorTwo · 17/11/2016 13:12

I agree entirely Wookie, it would be. :o But all those deleted posts Shock Sad

Wookiecookies · 17/11/2016 13:12
Grin
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TooTooCarMoon · 17/11/2016 13:16

Be careful birdy and stop - he has form for giving 'fans' a hard time (not in that sense of the word!)

Don't send him a birthday card.

RockyBird · 17/11/2016 13:18

GrinGrin

iklboo · 17/11/2016 13:19

To be picky, as we're writing on a forum, shouldn't it be 'foul-fingered'? If I'm not saying a swear word I'm not technically foul-mouthed.

squoosh · 17/11/2016 13:23

'foul fingered' is very...........evocative.