Matthew Wright "foul mouthed, illiterate harridans"

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AIBU to think this guy is truly a complete and utter narcissitic twit?

He has the nerve to steal stories from mumsnet and then describes us all as "foul mouthed, illiterate harridans"

Grrr.

I don't understand why he chose those words to describe comments on the particular thread he was mentioning. I've yet to read 'foul language' when discussing toys (unless, of course, I've just stepped on Lego and am posting immediately afterwards)

Dear Sir (manager of Mumsnet)

I am writing to the manager to say how disgusted I am at your website. Please could you keep all these women in check and remove them henceforth.

My name is Mabel Wright, and I am the mother of Matthew Wright.

Matthew is a very talented young man, who has been very judged and discriminated against by society.

Ever since he was young he has been a very discriminated against person. He was so clever he was able to name all the celebrities when he was a teenager and knew where they all lived and what their dress size was

Then some stuck up snobs at Oxbridge rejected him for some "women" and "ethnics" because the "women" and "ethnics" knew things about quantum science and Shakespeare

and the admissions tutors were being PC brigade and rejected my baby Matthew, even though he was wearing a bow tie and had read up on how to drink sherry and made some witty repartea about crime cases in the news. They are all out of touch there!

After he had finished at Exeter, a very important man called Rupert Murdoch recruited him as a "Columnist". But Mr Murdoch ended up jealous of him and called him "a two pence piece of scum I pay to generate drama".

And now Matthew is a big success with his own chat show (watched by what his boss calls the "Jeremey Kyle demographic") and everyone is JEALOUS of him.

Please could you ensure my baby boy is not discriminated against.

Yours truly,

Mrs Mabel Wright

That's a very touching plea Mabel I'll stop being nasty about wee Matthew now.

Poor wee Matthew.

Fuck the mn haircut or scarf.
We need a tshirt.
" I'm a foul mouthed harriden and proud"

Sorry Mummy Mabel. We're all most contrite indeed.

Well done your womb and Matthew's daddy's loins for producing such a cracker.

'Smarm' is probably something he'd deposit inside a willing harridan.

Another gem.

I second (third?) the idea of having Matthew on here for a web chat - but I am 100% sure he would not have the cojones to come, because he knows for sure that we would take him apart, grind up the fragments into powder and dance on the powder until we had reduced it to atoms. He would cry like a tantrum I guess toddler who asked for a cutted up pear.

And we would achieve this without breaking a sweat.

For what it's worth, I like the fact that we can use swears on here. Ds1 is part of a website for petrolheads - lots of rufty-tufty mechanics and car freaks - but they can't swear, and have to use asterisks instead, whereas I can cunt, cockwomble, wankbadger and damn to my heart's content. . I love that a site for parents is tougher (in this area) than the fluffy petrolheads!

Dont forget Cuntpuffin SDTG

That is my personal fave, and will forever stay close to my heart after this thread.

Also, mummy mabel, do tell your little baby boy that we dont blame him for being a judgeypants cockwomble, he probably can't help it. Xoxo

Bless him.

Matthew Wright knows full well that this site is used by intelligent, strong-minded and knowledgable women.
For some reason, he feels a bit threatened by the strength and fiestyness here and tries to get a reaction by putting Mumsnet users down. He's a bit of an oddbod getting his kicks like that.

I don't hate him though. He's a bit too insignificant for that.

Kind of supports my view that he probably has no first hand knowledge of experience of mn and is therefore going by what his researchers tell him. Anyone who spends a modicum of time here can see that we are hardly illiterate, even though we disagree with each other. Foul mouthed, yes. But then this is 2016 and we're no longer required to be demure, quiet little ladies who must not voice an opinion. He's just a twat who robs shamefully from this site and doesn't seem to grasp the irony of that.

He looks like he should be modelling tank tops in the C&A catalogue circa. 1978...

He went to Exeter...? Bless...

Fair

And an anagram of his full name, Alexander Matthew Wright is "AM RIGHT TWAT WHEN RELAXED"

My apologies, wookie - I am so ashamed.

Who is he?

"AM RIGHT TWAT WHEN RELAXED"

And, I imagine, when erect tense

He is a day time chat show host it appears.

I thought everyone was on the internet nowadays but obviously there are still daytime tv fans.

Mabel sounds like she would be a wide bottomed, ample busted harridan in tweed and sensible shoes.

Mummy issues indeed.

show on now. Yasmin A-B 'Women bringing down other women'

He is an absolute bully, watching now and he has literally shut down the conversation, got worked up over brexit, shouted down his panelists and mentioned as he does every day - sneering at the immigration issues in the UK.

He is just awful, megalomaniac.

Has he mentioned us harridans yet?

No wonder he is especially snarky today after this thread. Maybe it was the "puckered incontinent tortoise" bit that did it?

Well, you know what they say matthew, "if you can't take it, don't dish it out"

Women bring down other women because they learn it so well from mysoginists like him

I have to admit that the first time I came on here I was quite shocked by the bad language.Don't get me wrong I am not a prude at all, but I do believe that there is a time and place for swearing but many posters on here seem to use use foul language unnecessarily.