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Has he gone too far?

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Cubensis · 29/09/2016 11:10

OH has always loved watching "adult themed" clips. I'm fine with that. I like watching Bake Off and he's fine with that.
Sometimes I join him in his man cave and watch with him and we re-enact what we are watching (no weird crap!)
Last night I went through to join him as I was feeling a little frisky. When I went in I was shocked to find he had basically connected his genitals to an electrical box (it's called e-stim) so he could enjoy his viewing hands free! He was also inhaling from a small bottle of poppers (takes me back!).
I'm pretty open minded but was a tad shocked at the site if him if I'm honest. Love him to bits and wondering if I should just let him crack on or perhaps time to discuss our sex life? It's great generally so never seen the need to discuss but wonder if his tastes and mine have diverged.
He offered to "wire me up" but not sure I want to go down that road.
Thoughts?

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SmilingButClueless · 29/09/2016 11:52

I think I misread the OP and was wondering why anyone would want to re-enact scenes from Bake Off.

I think I prefer my misinterpretation.

LogicallyLost · 29/09/2016 11:54

got nothing to add but just to say thank you. bit down today and this has truely cheered me up.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/09/2016 11:55

expat

I believe it's shroom season now.... (plans a countryside stroll armed with Tupperware)

expatinscotland · 29/09/2016 11:58

Shrooms are awesome! A mate used to grow the magic variety and then dry them in his food dehydrator and give them out as gifts. 'A friend in need is a friend indeed. A friend with weed is better.'

DerekSprechenZeDick · 29/09/2016 11:58

I remember friends drinking shroom water 😷

It worked though. Grin

Tiredqueen87 · 29/09/2016 11:59

Feel so dull right now

expatinscotland · 29/09/2016 12:01

It does work. Takes a bit longer than acid, but it's mellower and lasts longer. The shroom growing friend also cleaned his freezer out having forgotten he'd stored some tabs of acid in there. They got all wet and his hands were covered in the ink from the tabs. And soon he was tripping daisies.

This all would have been better had we shocked ourselves, though.

Cubensis · 29/09/2016 12:01

Need the night time temperature to fall below 6 degrees C for a good few nights in a row before it's shroom time.

Apparently.

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Cubensis · 29/09/2016 12:01

Need the night time temperature to fall below 6 degrees C for a good few nights in a row before it's shroom time.

Apparently.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/09/2016 12:04

Could we do a thread where we all take shrooms at the same time and then read it the following day?

Cubensis · 29/09/2016 12:06

Just buy a Daily Express

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HarryPottersMagicWand · 29/09/2016 12:07

Ok then. Hmm

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 29/09/2016 12:08

cube.Grin

PointlessUsername · 29/09/2016 12:11

What was the AIBU again?

expatinscotland · 29/09/2016 12:12

He's definitely not gone too far. He needs to eat shrooms and increase the amps.

Cubensis · 29/09/2016 12:16

The AIBU related to whether I was being unreasonable in not joining in, taking a hit from the poppers and letting him wire me up.
Think I'm going to give it a go this evening after choir practice. What have I got to lose?

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DerekSprechenZeDick · 29/09/2016 12:18

wear rubber shoes just to be on the safe side.

H&S shouldn't be taken lightly

Wineandrosesagain · 29/09/2016 12:20

I once went to an day-time party at my aunt's house (I was 17 she was about 30). It was very civilised, lots of people drinking tea. I was desperate for some booze but there was none in sight. I finally accepted some tea and...oh my...it was shroom tea and it was bloody fab! I laughed like a drain all afternoon and had a great time. My parents wondered WTF was up with me when I got home (but they were fairly innocent in the ways of shrooms) . Happy memories.

Wineandrosesagain · 29/09/2016 12:23

Sorry, I have no contribution to make to the e-stim part of this conversation. Never been willingly wired up to anything.

maras2 · 29/09/2016 12:27

We once DTD with the light on and had a bottle of beer after.

TheViceOfReason · 29/09/2016 12:29

The problem with threads trying too hard to be funny" is that.... they just aren't. This OTT sex AIBU has just been done to death now.

Pantsalive · 29/09/2016 12:29

On a Wednesday?!! Smile

LadyConstanceDeCoverlet · 29/09/2016 12:35

Acid infused sugar lumps? What sort of acid? I'm assuming not LSD, he'd be higher than several kites?

acasualobserver · 29/09/2016 12:41

Acid is LSD. If it's not LSD then it ain't acid.

liz70 · 29/09/2016 12:42

Would Slendertone work the same, do you think?

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