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AIBU?

Has he gone too far?

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Cubensis · 29/09/2016 11:10

OH has always loved watching "adult themed" clips. I'm fine with that. I like watching Bake Off and he's fine with that.
Sometimes I join him in his man cave and watch with him and we re-enact what we are watching (no weird crap!)
Last night I went through to join him as I was feeling a little frisky. When I went in I was shocked to find he had basically connected his genitals to an electrical box (it's called e-stim) so he could enjoy his viewing hands free! He was also inhaling from a small bottle of poppers (takes me back!).
I'm pretty open minded but was a tad shocked at the site if him if I'm honest. Love him to bits and wondering if I should just let him crack on or perhaps time to discuss our sex life? It's great generally so never seen the need to discuss but wonder if his tastes and mine have diverged.
He offered to "wire me up" but not sure I want to go down that road.
Thoughts?

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KatieScarlett · 01/10/2016 09:48

A zig a zig - ahhhh
Maybe the Spice Girls had a point after all...

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acasualobserver · 01/10/2016 09:42

It's been a while coming.

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BlueKarou · 01/10/2016 08:43

Delurks in anticipation of a zingy deletion message...

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Tanith · 30/09/2016 13:42

"Thoughts?" she says, so casually! ShockShock

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TeenyfTroon · 30/09/2016 13:17

Worth reading just for this:

maras2
We once DTD with the light on and had a bottle of beer after

I'm still laughing! Thanks maras2

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HarryPottersMagicWand · 30/09/2016 12:53

Blimey, taking a while to zap!

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Amethyst81 · 30/09/2016 03:49

I'm intrigued by the logistics of the wiring, how does one wire ones genitals to this box thing? A diagram may be helpful!

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SmilingButClueless · 29/09/2016 13:55

KatherineMumsnet's message seems peculiarly appropriate for this thread Wink

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MistressMerryWeather · 29/09/2016 13:43

Aw don't zap it!

It's making me larf.

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Degustibusnonestdisputandem · 29/09/2016 13:18

DerekSprechenZeDick Grin Grin

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SnotGoblin · 29/09/2016 13:04

Sales pitch!

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Purplebluebird · 29/09/2016 12:58

I'm so confused! xD

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KatherineMumsnet · 29/09/2016 12:47

Thanks for the reports, all, we're gonna zap.

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liz70 · 29/09/2016 12:42

Would Slendertone work the same, do you think?

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acasualobserver · 29/09/2016 12:41

Acid is LSD. If it's not LSD then it ain't acid.

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LadyConstanceDeCoverlet · 29/09/2016 12:35

Acid infused sugar lumps? What sort of acid? I'm assuming not LSD, he'd be higher than several kites?

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Pantsalive · 29/09/2016 12:29

On a Wednesday?!! Smile

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TheViceOfReason · 29/09/2016 12:29

The problem with threads trying too hard to be funny" is that.... they just aren't. This OTT sex AIBU has just been done to death now.

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maras2 · 29/09/2016 12:27

We once DTD with the light on and had a bottle of beer after.

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Wineandrosesagain · 29/09/2016 12:23

Sorry, I have no contribution to make to the e-stim part of this conversation. Never been willingly wired up to anything.

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Wineandrosesagain · 29/09/2016 12:20

I once went to an day-time party at my aunt's house (I was 17 she was about 30). It was very civilised, lots of people drinking tea. I was desperate for some booze but there was none in sight. I finally accepted some tea and...oh my...it was shroom tea and it was bloody fab! I laughed like a drain all afternoon and had a great time. My parents wondered WTF was up with me when I got home (but they were fairly innocent in the ways of shrooms) . Happy memories.

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DerekSprechenZeDick · 29/09/2016 12:18

wear rubber shoes just to be on the safe side.

H&S shouldn't be taken lightly

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Cubensis · 29/09/2016 12:16

The AIBU related to whether I was being unreasonable in not joining in, taking a hit from the poppers and letting him wire me up.
Think I'm going to give it a go this evening after choir practice. What have I got to lose?

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expatinscotland · 29/09/2016 12:12

He's definitely not gone too far. He needs to eat shrooms and increase the amps.

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PointlessUsername · 29/09/2016 12:11

What was the AIBU again?

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