What do you secretly do, that would drive your partner mad if they knew?

[BelfastBloke]

I clear (her) hair from the plughole with her eyebrow tweezers.

Oh, and pee in our garden bushes. As does our son.

Not anonymous enough hopetobe!

A few things that have already been mentioned

Let ds(12) have a sprinkle of salt on his chips (who doesn't have salt on their chips!)

Put Garlic in food dh eats (he says he hates garlic but he never notices)

I use his very expensive razor on my legs...he caught me once and was gobsmacked to the point of offence that I could think his special razor was fit for leg hair.

I let my boys pee in the garden too...although dh does as well so it's not something he'd be against.

Flight my tampons down the loo
Give the DC sweets when on a long walk /day trip

I am at the moon cup dishwasher !!!!

Ha! The razor one I do, too. He thinks he can tell when I've used it but he hasn't got a jeffing clue :D

Im loving this thread...its so interesting reading what other people's DPs find infuriating. My DH has OCD (properly diagnosed, not just a bit) so most things i do infuriate him! im a terrible nail biter and i tend to just bite and flick...hes always complaining about finding my fingernails all over the house. Can't think of anything secret though...