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AIBU?

Or is cauliflower Satan's own vegetable?

153 replies

Iwasjustabouttosaythat · 12/09/2016 11:42

And no, don't say it's delicious with cheese sauce. It's the cheese sauce you're enjoying. It's time we stopped letting this evil brassica take the credit for that dish.

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FedupofbeingtoldIcantusemyname · 12/09/2016 19:42

You are all wrong. It's actually parsnips and swede that are officially the most disgusting vegetables. Taste like vomit and ruin everything they touch, trust me, I'm a chef Grin

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SecretNutellaFix · 12/09/2016 19:43

If cauliflower were to die out tomorrow I would celebrate.

It's horrendous when it's cooked properly i.e steamed so it's still firm, but the way my PIL cook it means I can never eat it through choice ever again. PLus it's the only positive of working every Sunday.

They pressure cook all of their veg together. So you have boiling potatoes in with cauliflower and then there's a choice of a- frozen mixed veg, b- cabbage slop, c- broad beans which remain like bullets.

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WatcherOfTheNight · 12/09/2016 19:44

I love cauliflower,especially pureed with plenty of Himalayan salt,black pepper & butter it's also gorgeous with broccoli in a gooey cheese sauce.
Actually I love all veg,except that furry feeling fucker the aubergine,why the hell would anyone want eat something the texture of a cats coat?!?

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TaliZorahVasNormandy · 12/09/2016 22:26

Fuck it. I'm having Cauliflower cheese tomorrow night.

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Yorkieheaven · 12/09/2016 22:51

A meat joint you terrible lot! Grin pork to be precise

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Crispbutty · 12/09/2016 22:56

I can't think of any veg that I don't like. At all. Celery sprouts and cauli are my favourites.

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PinkSquash · 12/09/2016 23:00

I love all the vegetables but they're mostly a bastard to prep as I'm lazy

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JellyBelli · 12/09/2016 23:02

Someone tried to feed me cream of cauliflower soup once. Envy

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timelytess · 12/09/2016 23:03

I love cauliflower, celery, and sprouts. Carrots, too.
I can't come to terms with broccoli.

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coffeetasteslikeshit · 12/09/2016 23:04

I hate hate hate cauliflower. My mum used to mash it into potatoes in an attempt to disguise it. Still makes me feel sick just thinking about it. How could she possibly think I wouldn't notice??!

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MsRinky · 12/09/2016 23:10

Love cauliflower. Think the only vegetable I don't like is okra, slimy gunk that it is.

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poppym12 · 12/09/2016 23:24

Gives me the shits. As does the green version, broccoli.

Revolting vegetable award must go to broad beans. If I want to eat cardboard, I'll eat cardboard. And as for runner beans.........stringy vileness that is the food version of a tampon.

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Yorkieheaven · 12/09/2016 23:31

runner beans tampons

Grin that's one veg will never eat again.

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SabineUndine · 12/09/2016 23:33

It makes the best pickles

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WhatIsYourOpinion · 12/09/2016 23:37

Oh my word. Weirdos Grin. I love cauliflower, broccoli, green beans, aubergine, broad beans, celery, sprouts, carrots, onion, peppers, sweet corn. Don't like kale. .

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MrHannahSnell · 13/09/2016 00:44

Cauliflower is delicious. Parsnips are Satan's own vegetable.

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WittgensteinsBunny · 13/09/2016 16:43

Wrong. Coriander Envy (puke face not envy!)

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user1471552005 · 13/09/2016 16:45

Coriander is lovely. I use handfuls of it, quite literally, to stuff a mackerel, use in curry, tagine, fajitas, salsa. I get though 2 or three bags a week.

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SexLubeAndAFishSlice · 13/09/2016 16:46

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Oysterbabe · 13/09/2016 16:47

We have cauli rice as a low carb alternative to rice. It's fine but my body knows it's not rice, it isn't that fucking stupid.

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Buttwing · 13/09/2016 16:48

Not the healthiest but my Italian grandma used to deep fry cauliflower in batter. Food of the gods.

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Vagndidit · 13/09/2016 16:49

How have you forgotten the most pointless of all veg---the marrow. The densest, spongiest shlong of nothing you'll ever taste.

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Buttwing · 13/09/2016 16:49

Beetroot on the other hand tastes like mouthful of wet soil.

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Oblomov16 · 13/09/2016 16:51

I like cauliflower. I make a great cauliflower, chickpea and SW'er potato curry - people beg me to make it.
I like cauliflower cheese. A lot.
I like steamed cauliflower. Sometimes you get it and for no apparent reason it's just really tasty.

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CornishGinger · 13/09/2016 16:53

Yes 90daychallenger, everyone thinks I'm mad when I say this but mushroom really do smell like semen when cooking, makes me want to vomit.

I like cauliflower rice, and love sprouts!

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