To think the whole pregnancy thing could be altered?

[DerekSprechenZeDick]

This whole pregnancy thing is shit ain't it? Let's be honest

They are made in a fun way (if you are lucky) but then 9 month of just shit.

I think pregnancy should be fun and have perks. Instead I'm stuck in bed due to pelvic pain, a baby who appears to be an athletic octopus and heartburn that makes me want to rip my chest out.

I would like to grow my baby attached to me but be able to unattach should I fancy a piece of shark or a rum.

So I could unstrap the bump, strap it to the dad and I could have a break. The bump would be more like a side car maybe

What would you change about pregnancy?

You should know when the baby is going to arrive as well so you can plan and know what's happening instead of this infernal fucking waiting and wondering what every twinge means and people constantly asking you stupid fucking questions like 'have you had the baby yet' Or saying annoying things like 'not much longer now!' For bloody days on end.

For the record, I would like to have the baby TONIGHT please, just in case my new rules can be put in place straight away.

shark there's also a wonderful woman runs a thread here called Hyperemesis Support in the Preg section. The people on there are so so supportive and with a lot of tips. It made a huge difference in my second HG preg, I wish I'd known about it in the first. Definitely worth a look

I would like the last 3 week of pregancy to be the comfiest 3 week ever.

None of this can't sit, stand or walk nonsense that I seem to be having

Get on the sofa bed Derek

I've been on it since I got in from taking child to school.

I just can't get comfy

That sucks

Are you a bath person? I am and always find it helps