To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

AGL. So rude!

(love it)

Didn't get that last bit, Portia - was it in code?

blue. Yesssss!

Ha ha, better!

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Blue M and S and Waitrose put cream first. I rest my case.

Oooh, better - get you!

Although you are right about many, many things, so I'll forgive you.

Jess

Better ac ,= alcohol consumption
Get it

I do now! finally

AGL. I remember my induction day for my counselling course. I got chatting to a very attractive man (bit dreadlocked and pierced for my usual tastes, but lovely eyes). He was telling me how he loves helping people (his heavily pregnant wife was waiting in the common room so I wasn't making any Jess moves)

He lived on a caravan site and apparently there was a young woman living there who was having difficulties with her ex. He never turned up for the course, so we assumed wife had given birth and it was all too much. Six months later, he and partner started working for my sister. Partner was the young lady from the caravan site . I don't know what became of the poor wife. Maybe not cut out for counselling....

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/media_requests/2722509-Channel-5-News-media-request-Baby-Names-Survey
Ha ha hs ha ha ha

There was also a guy in my class - I'll call him D. You know how some men are handsome, and some are just truly beautiful? He was the latter. He decided not to pursue a counselling career at the end of the course. I actually though 'thank fuck for that' because of the whole 'transference' thing. No vulnerable female should be sharing her thoughts with..... that,

Gorgeous man.

You'll have to come and vet my class

My ex was gorgeous looking, hung like a horse but a complete bastard

AGL. What are you studying?

Counselling is very touchy-feely. Which has advantages.

Bollockchops trips off the tongue charmingly, Portia!

Better I cannot stand Channel 5 and their benefit bashing shit and making programmes about people's unhappiness. So they deserve all answers they get in my book.

portia. This was one of the rare occasions where an extremely hot dude had a lovely personality. We're friends on FB...

Unfortunately, he lives in the same city as my ex. And due to their shared enjoyment of certain herbal medicines, I don't think it would work.

Soooo pretty though.

Weed makes wrinkles Jess

Guys like that tend to induce complete paralysis of thought and speech in most women, Jess (apart from Portia, of course!) Not a good quality in a counsellor!

Aidey baby is nice, when he speaks in his irish accent it's hard to believe he does poldark. He could charm the bloomers of Gran with his Dublin tongue

Computing :)

Blue M and S and Waitrose put cream first. I rest my case.

Well that explains why m&s experienced money troubles in recent years.