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To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 19:56

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 09/09/2016 04:59

Morning all. I feel like death. Brew

AGL put an ID pic up?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 09/09/2016 05:02

Stupid phone told me it hadn't posted my message so I did another one. Now I look like a plonker!

AverageGayLadAtChristmas · 09/09/2016 06:16

I put a pic of my shiny ID badge and vanilla got grumpy

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 09/09/2016 06:19

Oh ok. Well, yes. That was a bit naughty AGL. We are all lovely here but it's easy to forget that others can still read this.

Xmasfairy86 · 09/09/2016 06:49

Stupid fuckin bastard dog barking for no real reason.

Alarms set for 7:10. Yet I'm out walking the prick.

Rant over. I luffs the furry dumbass really

AverageGayLadAtChristmas · 09/09/2016 06:50

Tempted to go back to sleep...

Xmasfairy86 · 09/09/2016 06:58

AGL I would if I were you. And now I'm jealous Envy

Xmasfairy86 · 09/09/2016 06:58

I'm gunna have a coffee

Xmasfairy86 · 09/09/2016 07:03

And lardy cake

Bettercallsaul1 · 09/09/2016 07:13

Everyone's in a good mood this morning not! Grin

Never mind, tomorrow is Saturday!

Bettercallsaul1 · 09/09/2016 07:16

We have two lovely new members of our thread! Poppy and Doofus. And, they're both Scons! (reasons to be cheerful!)

Xmasfairy86 · 09/09/2016 07:22

Coffee.... My reason to be cheerful

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jetSTAR · 09/09/2016 07:35

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 09/09/2016 07:56

Morn-ing! (overly cheerful, sing-song voice)

Only me! (why is it that the people who say 'only me!' are always the ones you least want to see?)

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 09/09/2016 08:00

xmas. (do I really have to call you Xmas? Couldn't you at least be a Halloween Fairy first?)

Cake for breakfast is always a good idea.

Poppypooch · 09/09/2016 08:14

Morning all, hope everyone is well, had my coffee, face is on so bring on the day 😀

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 09/09/2016 08:20

poppy Morning, my fellow Nettles fan! (he's mine, you know that, right?)

Wish I'd taken mascara off last night. Eyelashes are like twigs right now. On the plus side, DS is breakfasted and dressed and we have half an hour to go! I'm doing it! I'm organised!

Poppypooch · 09/09/2016 08:27

i know John is yours Jess a girl can dream. I am on my 3rd pair of trousers the other 2 didn't go with my foot wear running a wee bit late now 🙁 Lateness has nothing to do with being on mn either

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PortiaCastis · 09/09/2016 08:37

Hit me with your rhythm stick
He just did and I can't sit

Morning sconners going for a shower and then into Truro. Will check on scon wrongs later on

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VanillaSugarandChristmasSpice · 09/09/2016 08:46

Good morning! I'm in Tesco carpal where I can get 4g. Off to buy bin bags cos I lead such a glam life

Yesterday's oysters have finally flushed through, in case you were worried.

Oh good, gold range rover mum has driven off, so I can get out I my car and stop hiding.

thinks: I wonder what chocolate sc-ohhh-nes would taste like?

DoofusMcfoofus · 09/09/2016 09:50

Morning campers!

Chocolate scons? Just no!

Xmasfairy86 · 09/09/2016 09:53

Is this your new (or current!) house blue?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2728206-Would-you-buy-this-house

DoofusMcfoofus · 09/09/2016 10:00

Portia could you grab me a cake from the cake shop please? Mmmm cake....

That house is pretty...umm...strange. I'm guessing an HMO? The Freddie room is hardly conducive of a good night sleep Confused

Bettercallsaul1 · 09/09/2016 10:05

Probably, Xmas - I can certainly imagine Blue living there. Grin I can just visualise that blue dress hanging from a hook on the wall...

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 09/09/2016 10:06

Am I going to have to get a bloody Christmas username?

doofus. I'm eating a (spelling is about to get ugly) 'pain au chocolat'. Not feeling any pain, though. It's still warm. The benefits of living thirty seconds from a bakery.