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To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?

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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:22

Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?
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peachmama · 08/09/2016 18:31

I don't get it either better......

RedMerida · 08/09/2016 18:32

Aaaaaarrrrghhhhh!!!!!!!!!

peachmama · 08/09/2016 18:32

Ah right prettyblue....thanks for clarifyin'

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 18:32

Very bad vibes Better

PrettyBlueDressForTheXmasBall · 08/09/2016 18:33

I sincerely hope you don't have your eye on my blue dress? Or there will be pistols at dawn.

I don't have my eye on it. I already have it here! Grin

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 08/09/2016 18:33

I've just been on FB and in the middle of typing, it said a random man was video calling me! Whaaat?

RedMerida · 08/09/2016 18:34

What happened to Jess?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 08/09/2016 18:34

I will never name change. I am who I am!

PrettyBlueDressForTheXmasBall · 08/09/2016 18:35

Oooh I'm PrettyBlue now - I hadn't thought of my nickname changing

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 18:36

Oh I dunno, why do people spoil things. It wasn't necessary to attack a person and if I was Jess I wouldn't be back.
Fucking keyboard warrior

PrettyBlueDressForTheXmasBall · 08/09/2016 18:38

I've just been on FB and in the middle of typing, it said a random man was video calling me! Whaaat?

Please tell me you don't think Mr stalker has found you on fb?!?!?

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 18:39

Jess was debating on another thread and a nasty person came on here and attacked her. S

RedMerida · 08/09/2016 18:41

Ffs, I'm trying to calm down.
We have a bay window and the pavement right outside our door/window.

Did a turn in the road (because it's a dead end road and I was facing the wrong way.

AND REVERSED THE FUCKING CAR INTO DS2s BIKE, WHICH WAS LEANING AGAINST THE BLOODY BAY WINDOW!!!!!

Did it damage the shitty rusty old bike? No. It. Did. Not.

I have a dent in the boot of my car!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

PrettyBlueDressForTheXmasBall · 08/09/2016 18:43

RedFlowers sorry for your car. Its frustrating when you do something like that.

PrettyBlueDressForTheXmasBall · 08/09/2016 18:44

Plus focus on the positive DS wasn't on the bike.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 08/09/2016 18:46

Nooo..

I'm not very good at social media! I have no idea who he is because I pretty much accept all friend requests. I didn't even know you could video call on FB!

Honestly, don't worry - I'm not offended. I asked them to resume the debate on another thread and they declined. Whatever and all that jazz...

Bettercallsaul1 · 08/09/2016 18:47

Well, we better hurry up and finish this thread then!

Bettercallsaul1 · 08/09/2016 18:48

I commend your calmness and sanity, Jess.

peachmama · 08/09/2016 18:49

Ah glad you are still here jess Smile

RedMerida · 08/09/2016 18:50

Blue he was in the car with me, I was taking him to his swimming lessons and was annoyed that he'd taken my roller derby helmet out and left it on the grass, and then reversed back and crunch.

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 18:50

Im annoyed that I reported a personal attack post three times and its still there.

Bettercallsaul1 · 08/09/2016 18:53

At least they removed AGL's photograph quickly.

RedMerida · 08/09/2016 18:54

Can I secretly go and eat the rest of the Nutella with a spoon??????

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 08/09/2016 18:54

portia I reported it too, but at the end of the day, it's down to MNHQ.

I guess this is my day for online stalking. Am now getting FB requests for messaging. His profile pic is not terribly encouraging. Think Baldrick. Without teeth.

PrettyBlueDressForTheXmasBall · 08/09/2016 18:55

jess that's OK then. I thought it was a major scary stalking thing. Was getting rather worried

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