To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?

[carbcraver]

Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

Thers a lot of hot air on the internet or has Aidey guffed

Please Mrs Founder can I go to the loo?

AGL you don't really want anything too identifying on here - we care about you young man and a loony anyone could be lurking

Will they keep the text and just remove the picture?

So, a guy goes up to someone in a bar and starts talking to him but he knows what questions to ask as he's read personal info about the bloke on mumsnet. And he knows what he looks like and what his name is and then all kind of shit happens and the next thing that happens is that we read about a horrific incident in the Daily Mail.

They'll take the post down. But tell us when you move. Is it 22? 18th? Tomorrow?

Yes Portia - don't piss on my patch!

Vanilla, calm down!

Move the weekend of the 24th!

While I was on my throne I did an as!!!!!!

You really should take that down, AGL. This thread feels as if we're chatting cosily in someone's living room but we're not. It is a strange and sometimes dangerous world out there and you do not want your personal information and image exposed to the general public.

What the hell happened??!! 😂😂😂 have you lot taken some super e or summat!!?? CRAZY times here on 14!

I am trying VERY hard not to smother my delightful children.

It's that bad I purchased lardy cake. Lardy cake I tell you.... 😡😭😭😡

I've already reported it!

You're so right, Xmasfairy! (love the name, by the way!). I've been away from the thread for just a few hours and have returned to chaos!

GOOD!

Wise move AGL!

Facebook was hacked and Mn was hacked last yea,r please do not put personal details on we've had an attacker this afternoon who wont leave Jess alone. Hence the mad posts trying to hide the vitriol.
Be careful people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And FGS dont put dc on, this is public anyone can see without signing up. ID theft is rife

Who is xmas fairy ?

I have missed all manner of things on here today dammit!.

better - sorry for delay - posted and fell asleep!. YES YES bake off!. Crazed lipstick, drama draws lady needs to go next. She's a bit batshit and you don't want that getting in your souffle.

vanilla hope school run bearable today with or without diamond encrusted tank.

I hope my superhero SECRET identity remains safe and just between us........

Carbcraver is now Xmasfairy 🎄🎄

Suggest we fill this thread very quickly and start with another title. Think we've lost Jess because of alien attack. Post rubbish until thread fills

Ok

Oh, cute! Love the name - love anything Christmassy! even in September

Apparently my email address and password were published last year. But luckily it was one i only used for mumsnet anyway, so publish and be damned.

R