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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:22

Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

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VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 17:18

Captain Blackadder says Wibble. My favourite word.

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 17:19

Business

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 17:19

Ooh what subjects ?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 08/09/2016 17:20

AGL Congrats! I have a shiny badge too! it might have Jezza's face on it

Will be dignified and reserved Jess from now on. As am always.

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 17:21

Is there a lot of course work in Bitchiness or is it just an exam?

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 17:21

Mh favourite word is erection

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 17:22

Internet based Jess
Distance learning

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 17:22

When do you move into your flat AGL? We need to organise the house warming party.

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 17:23

I think dd is getting on well now

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 17:23

When I was a student I had a temp job at a place called Plant and Tools. The company hired out scaffolding. They liked to erect scaffolding.

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 17:25

Hare Krishna hare Krishna hairy hairy

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 17:26

I like to mount erecting too but get saddle sore

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 17:28

My Stepfather is an MP

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 17:29

Multiple
Prick

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 17:29

This is my next project - sushi cake!

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AverageGayLad · 08/09/2016 17:29

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 17:31

What a lot of bollocks

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 17:31

I hate crotch shots in magazines. It's so vulgar don't you think?

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 17:32

Waaaaawaaaah get that deleted young man. There are all sorts of crazy people out on Mumsnet.

AverageGayLad · 08/09/2016 17:33

I will NOT get it deleted young lady Angry

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 17:34

Gawd, ShockConfusedyou'll be giving out your address and telling people when you're going to be in Nando's next

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 17:34

Protect your privacy

hysterical MUm alert
hysterical Mum alert

PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 17:35

AVG dont be daft putting your id on here
Sorry my darling but all sorts are around
I know you are proud of getting to uni and I'm happy for you but be careful
Congratulations on your achievements so far

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 17:35

Klaxon

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 17:36

Please please please please please.

Otherwise I'm going to have to report it Sad

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