To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?

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Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

PortiaGran has dumped Jim with the hat because he broke her antique plate
She now has designs on old Seth who worked on the boats and has a penchant fir a drop of Nelsons Blood

No Jess I hadn't noticed, but I have now! I feel honoured at your name change.

vanilla. Portia's Posh Jessebels

This is why you should write! I love it.

Just make sure she has paper plates when he comes round for dinner, Portia. Who knows how many chances she has left?

I have a visitor so couldn't grace the Ship with my presence this evening

Lol, sadly we've just had lots of anniversaries and birthdays. I did once start a thread suspecting that he was a secret spy. Maybe he's been out on a secret date with Moneypenny.... he did come home late again - that's three times this week and it's only Wednesday

red. It will change back at midnight, Cinderella-stylee.

A visitor Portia?
Go on...

So, you don't think much of my cross-dressing theory? It was my immediate instinct.

Jezebels oh ex mil called me that once. I was honoured, I should have done an AIBU and garnered sooooo much support

I cannot say who because a dubious newspaper picked up my story and now I'm on fuckin you tube

Well..... Better - that's probably more plausible than him being a spy....

Has your gran really dumped Jim ????

Vanilla maybe he's bought you this awful lovely fashionable sequinned dress?

vanilla. Are you sure it was a sequin and not a pearl? (nudges portia)

red. I wore that on the school run this morning!

(hurt and considering early name change)

Blood test tomorrow :(

AND we had an ofsted visitor today, that's where I've been :(

Yes Vanilla he broke her plate at Sunday lunch, then we left for St Austell and after that all hell broke loose according to dd.. Jim is in hiding!!

Jess that pearl is in my soul

Jess and 💜

It's a lovely dress Jess. (Puts on best serious face and tone of voice).

Vanilla, maybe he bought himself a new jacket for work?

What's the blood test for AGL? Are you ok?

And it'll be over in seconds. Are you not fond of needles?

Ofsted AGL? I clearly missed something early on....

Hope the blood test wasn't for anything nasty

vanilla. Aaah, thank you for my purple heart! (swallows it and waits for effects....)