to be annoyed at DD's friend's Mum

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AIBU to be annoyed that when DD (7) went to her friend's house her friend's Mum gave her fish fingers and beans as a dinner. When DD's friend visited us we gave her coleslaw and quinoa salad- a healthy meal! DD is ridiculously bright and unusually sensitive child and I believe this experience may have imbalanced her and disrupted her sleeping.

Really one of the worst attempts ever.

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This is a joke thread right? If not OP you need a fucking Valium.

Zaphodsotherhead
If this is real I feel for that child.
She won't be having many kids over to play

sometimes these threads can be funny...
You won't be hearing from this OP again, ideally.

This post isn't real.

4/10 from me. Some posters have read this as genuine so it has almost passed the troll test.

Deffo poorly prepared though - quinoa's a seed not a grain. There is a grammatical error in your last sentence too. Read it again carefully

Fail to prepare. Prepare to fail

Oh. Was this supposed to be a serious thread?

Your poor Dd

I quite enjoyed reading this thread! Even trolls can raise interesting issues. Eg, I've been given the chance to feel very smug about my superior knowledge of quinoa.

This is a poor wind up, get a life

Right so that's where I'm going wrong with DS1 who has SEN and sensory processing disorder! I'm not feeding him Quinoa

It's a stupid word quinoa really, I would never have thought to pronounce it the way it is prounnounced, good job I never need to say it

Bye.
Bet your daughter loved the fish fingers. HTH.

If I fail to prepare to fail, will I fail or succeed rogueantimatter?

Q for 'Keenwa'

Oh dear!

I ate quinoa once. True story.

DropYourSword Good one.

First world problems

MNHQ you are spot on, not funny just dreary - seriously 2 minutes of my life I'm not getting back reading this. Yawn. Tumbleweed...

The quality of wind ups is seriously diminishing these days!

Epic pathetic fail. Whatever happened to the fantastic stuff people really believed were 'serious' issues like 'Minions are based on concentration camp victims' or 'Dinosaurs are a hoax/the devils work and were burried by victorian blokes''!!!!! Much more milage and fun to be had out of them!

Ooh do we not delete funny bollix threads any more?

Minions were based on concentration camp victims?? Where is that?! That sounds barmy interesting

I missed the minion one too. Boo!

Hilarious.

oh do fuck off op. what an annoying cunt you are. take your head out of your arse. your poor dd. neurotic much?