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To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 19:15

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

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VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 22:18

OOh, Annie - careful around Jess with that dodgy stomach...

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:19

Unless the twist of thread 13 is that we find out Portia really is dating AT and has been posting under two names - Portiaand being

PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 22:20

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To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?
MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:20

Don don donnnn

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:21

Is that Portiagran

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 22:21

Interesting. portia is blanking the accusations....

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VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 22:22

Wtaf with greasy hair and the top knot? Did you send him out like that Portia? Didn't you even let him have a shower first?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 22:22

Nope, my hands are dry and I haven't dropped it before so I would be surprised if I dropped it now. I use both hands.

And I didn't say anything because I didn't want to upset Portia...

PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 22:23

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:24

being you're obviously not as clumsy as me then Grin

AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 22:26
Grin
MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:28

Wtaf with greasy hair and the top knot? Did you send him out like that

It shows the double standards. A woman could never turn up with greasy hair scruffily tied up.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 22:30

I hate man buns, though.

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 22:33

Haha. I normally am Blue, but my phone is an extension of my arm. I'm very careful with it. It's place in the pecking order is only beaten by DD.

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 22:34

jess, being, I don't do vomit either. I cry when I'm sick. And freak out if the girls are and run to DP!

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:35

being Grin so your DP comes after the phoneShockGrin

PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 22:37

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 22:37

carb. I'm drinking green tea. I think it's helping. Tastes bloody weird, though.

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:37

jess I totally miss understood you then and thought man buns meant "man boobs" and I was wondering what its relevance to the conversation was!

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 22:39

I'm just going to say it.

portia, you know he's shagging being, right?

(sits back with blankie)

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:40

Re: sick. I think that the point I knew I could make it as a single mom was when DS had a really bad sickness bug and I had to 'woman up' and deal with it. The first time I've ever dealt with sick all by myself.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 22:41

Of course my DP comes after the phone! Wink He bought me my phone so it's his own fault really.

PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 22:41

Not this evening !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:42

Gives self StarStarStar for dealing with sick

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 22:42

blue. Definitely buns! But I completely agree. A dishevelled appearance in a guy can be considered attractive. In women, nope. Completely unfair.

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