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To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 19:15

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

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carbcraver · 04/09/2016 21:26

We are hurtling through 13

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 21:30

Red yep, just without the pipe. being fat is bad enough for my health, I don't need to add smoking to the mix

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 21:34

Is everyone watching Poldark except us?

I keep having flashbacks to this afternoon and am feeling really nauseous...

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VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 21:39

((((Hug))))) for Jess

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 21:42

vanilla. Friend's DD threw up in the ball pool! Am trying not to think about it, but for some reason my stomach will think about little else...

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carbcraver · 04/09/2016 21:43

😭😷😷😷😩

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 21:43

That's gross jess

VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 21:51

😨😵😷😚🙊🙊🙊

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 21:51

That would make me feel so ill! On my last day of term, one of the kids was sick in the doorway of the classroom, about 5 minutes before home time. We had to lay newspaper over it and carefully step over it and through the door. 'Twas awful!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 21:53

In all seriousness, I do sometimes think I have emetephobia (not sure about spelling). I have considered nursing but that's the one think that would freak me out. Blood, guts, no problemo..

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 21:55

I don't do sick. The sound, smell or sight of it makes me heave. Awful!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 22:03

being. Am glad I'm not alone in this. I hate it! Friend acted as though DD had a booger or something! Weirdly (touch wood) DS has never been that word.

Have got blankie and re-reading Mad About The Boy to distract myself.

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 22:04

I'm having a lovely hot bath. Could easily just 😴

AnnieOnnieMouse · 04/09/2016 22:05

Gosh, you lot don't half witter on - just had about 300 posts to catch up on.
I'm tired, cross and with an upset stomach, so going to go sulk for a while.
Will have to settle for a cup of tea, as I can't bear the thought of the large gin I'd been looking forward to all day.

PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 22:05

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To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?
MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:06

being you take your phone in the bath?!?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 22:07

annie Am with you on the upset stomach. And I have ice-cream!

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:07

Is that you Portia? or AT's real gf

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:08

Mouse we didn't fill 12 threads without a lot of posting about nothing.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 22:10

blue. Isn't that being in that pic? (hides wooden spoon behind back)

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 22:11

Blue, of course. What else am I meant to do?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 22:11

You found the picture of me and AT?!? Blush

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:14

But don't you worry about wet hand on the phone or dropping it in the water?

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 22:15

I admit the likeness jess but surely being would have told us all by now

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 22:18

blue. Possibly because of portia? (ducks)

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