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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 19:15

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

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VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 21:06

I try not to go to Cornwall too often.. they don't like me there, for some reason. DH was married before me. We don't mention the first wife.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 21:07

fortunately Unfortunately, my iPad has died. When I was younger, I got compared to Darlene from Roseanne a lot. I didn't mind, but whenever it happened, friends and boyfriends would say "fuck off, she doesn't look like her". Which made me think it was something of an insult....

I thought she looked ok... (although recent Googlng isn't terribly positive)

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AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 21:07

Did his first marriage crash and burn, Vanilla? too soon?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 21:09

AGL. Ouch!

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carbcraver · 04/09/2016 21:12

Oh AGL harsh words!!!! 😂

AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 21:13
Grin

I'm quite a fan of dark humour, a la Frankie Boyle on Mock the Week

RedMerida · 04/09/2016 21:13

Vanilla there's a lovely pearl necklace you've got. Did DH give it to you?

VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 21:13

No burning involved. Just a car crash of a marriage. DH is a bit of a mummy's boy and does exactly what MIL tells him to. I'd go NC with her TBH but she lends me her tiaras, you know how it is...

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 21:15

AGL. There's dark, and there's...... Yeah.

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RedMerida · 04/09/2016 21:16

You do look familiar Vanilla. I can't think where I've seen you before...

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VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 21:16

SSSSH Red - don't tell Portia!
Speaking off which....

Anyone watching Poldark? I'm not,I'm afraid.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 21:16

Thank you all! That first picture was pre DD so my waist was teeny weeny. Not so much anymore. My DP can smile but he was looking glum in that picture because I had dragged him to the Harry Potter shop at Kings Cross.

CC, you are also beautiful!

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 21:17

vanilla. I'd stay in it for the tiaras. I also like fascinators. Have I mentioned this before?

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 21:18

Vanilla if that's you I'm a monkey's uncle

Wow you lot are gorgeous. wishes I looked like that

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 21:18

Pahahahaha Red

RedMerida · 04/09/2016 21:18

Being does your DH not like Harry Potter????
If so you should LTB.

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 21:18

Episode 6 of Stranger Things.

No poldark here

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 21:19

vanilla. I can't find the remote. Genuine excuse.

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VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 21:19

My MN NN rhymes with my RL name. And it's not Booga. Or Cougar (although DH is a bit younger than me).

RedMerida · 04/09/2016 21:19

Nothing on my tv yet. Waiting for DH to finish having a shower and then we'll be watching a 2 part episode of House.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 21:20

Red, he does but not to the same point of obsession level as me.

RedMerida · 04/09/2016 21:21

VanillaSugar =
CamillaBooger

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 21:23

Vanila. Camilla..... Am stuck.

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RedMerida · 04/09/2016 21:23

Is this you Blue?

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AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 21:25

Grin Jess