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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 19:15

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 16:46

That is actually me and my hair is a state in that picture. 😂

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 16:47

Am all about the aesthetics, AGL.

I have been compared to an actress in two well-known sitcoms.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 16:48

being. I also think your hair is lovely. Nice figure and legs, too.

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carbcraver · 04/09/2016 16:55

Love the hair colour. Natural? being

And AGL I know at least 5.... And a couple of lesbos for good measure!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 16:56

Me and my DSis in a wind machine.

Yes all natural hair colour

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carbcraver · 04/09/2016 16:56

Ffs. Just realised I haven't set a timer for the casserole and have no idea how long it's been in

VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 17:09

Hello, I'm back!!!

DH took me out for a surprise day out and he took me to..... spookily, given the poster on AGL's wall fking ESSEX. Essex? Who goes out on a day trip to Essex?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 17:11

Haha. Was it nice Vanilla?

VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 17:11

Jess Back to the dry shampoo discussion: I use Redken dry shampoo & wash extender which I get from the hairdresser. It's very good and doesn't leave white crap in my hair.

VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 17:12

Actually, it was Blush

And we didn't have an argument or anything.

AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 17:13

I've used shampoo earlier and my hair is well silky

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 17:16

AGL, your hair looked silly in the picture. Smile

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 17:17

*silky!! Not silly. Stupid phone! Blush

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 17:17

vanilla. I might try that, thank you. My hair tends to go a bit 'fluffy' if I blow dry it, but if I leave it to dry naturally, it takes forever.

I tried the no-poo technique (I still rinsed it daily) and it definitely looked better. Just wasn't so keen on the 'natural hair' smell.

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AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 17:20

Grin I'm going to graciously overlook that, Being.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 17:22

Thank you AGL!

Jess, if I let my hair dry naturally, it looks like I haven't washed it. I have to blow dry it but it only takes like 10 minutes.

VanillaSugar · 04/09/2016 17:26

Here you go Jess - I think it's about £12. Not exactly sure cos she shoved it on the bill at the end.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 17:27

Vanilla Weren't you taken on a lovely day trip to Doncaster on your birthday too? Some people get all the fun. Envy

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 04/09/2016 17:27

Mine just gets...big?

The worst is when I wash it at night and go to bed with it slightly damp.

The mornings are a case of "What the fuck?"

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carbcraver · 04/09/2016 17:29

Ooh vanilla I need me some of that. I have a lot of hair and am too lazy to blow dry it before bed and often wake up with limp minging hair due to it being half dry and feels greasy Sad

PortiaCastis · 04/09/2016 17:29

We have had dinner and Gran is not amused. Jim with the hat ( which he didn't take off to eat his dinner) dropped one of her plates. Now this was no ordinary plate it was an ancient plate and Jim dropped the bugger.
Gran called him a daft old twerp and offered the dustpan and brush which clearly he had not mastered the art of using. He left bits on her clean floor so he was then a blind fucker.
I got told off for laughing and dd was laughing at me getting told off. Can't win !!!
We are now going to St Austell
A little interview

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 17:30

Snap jess.

Painful hair

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 17:33

Looking forward to seeing your bf tonight, Portia! Will be tuning in at 9 o'clock.

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 17:39

How fucking long do chipolatas take to cook!!!??

AverageGayLad · 04/09/2016 17:43

13 minutes usually