To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

I was indeed Better AND Scunthorpe before that sighs

Why do I not get taken to Claridges or St Tropez like everyone else?

I haven't been anywhere in ages.

Better yes he's going to get best actor for endeavour. Getting knocked on the head by a boat and saving Demelza from .....
Love the way he asked that interviewer if she'd read the book. Ha yes Aidey Baby you shut her up.
Anyway onwards and upwards

The only time I ever go anywhere is the local supermarket

We went to St Tropez this summer. It took hours to get through the traffic to get in and hours to get out again. It is a very pretty fishing village (basically) but not worth the hassle!

I think we'll all be watching tonight in solidarity, Portia!

AGL, we'll go on holiday together.

Anyone know my eBay password?

Yes, Being!

carb IS it "password"

cc, it's definitely "BeingIsTheBest". I remember you telling me.

Is it "fanjo" or "buckets" or "lemoncurd?

This may take a while.

"Ihavehairyhands"

Is that an admition or a password guess BMack?

See? Better's been to St Tropez! Everyone's been but me wails

Password is ebay123

Was surprisingly none of the above. I had to ask DP for it

I haven't been vanilla

How about
"RedKenLivingstoneapparentlyhashisownlineofhaircareproductswhoknew"

I want to Wales with AGL. But not at the same time. And to a different place. And with different people. But we want, didn't we Lad?

Two of my exes told me i look like Salma Hayek.

I hate passwords. I always get confused. To make it worse I have 3 email accounts and can never remember which one I've used where.

I've never been to StTropez wouldn't even know where it is without google mapping it

And then you have to change them cuz you've forgotten them and I can never get past security cuz I've forgotten the answers I gave.
And you can't use one you've used recently..... And it needs a capital. A number, a £&@!?/;( and your mothers brothers dogs first car colour.

Portia I think I'll try that homemade dry shampoo.

I hate my hair. It frizzes up really badly. It's wavy, but not in a lovely even wavy manner, but in an unruly doesn't match up, waves and kinks where it likes way.

your mothers brothers dogs first car colour.