To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

So you mean that now he's disappeared too?

There was a flying saucer mentioned earlier.....

Somebody call Scully. Mulder's mine.

Shall I search the other threads. If I make some missing AGL posters, will you help me distribute them?

I've changed my name in memory of AGL. I think you should all do the same.

You realise that he's lying in bed, with a cup of coffee and his laptop, loving all this anguish?

Better it's the stages of bereavement that you're going through.

Denial,

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

The final stage being namechanging?

Beautiful statement, red.

It's shit like this that really matters in life...

Such a beautiful name change Jess.
AGL would be so touched by our love for him.

I put in a lot of effort, red.

As you can see.

I hope it works.

Yes, I can see Jess.

better. Not coffee. (tuts)

better now we know you don't know what a PDF is and can't do spreadsheets. I can confidently say you have let us all down . We needed that star sign data and no-one (including noone) took notes because you said you were. How will we ever know how many of each star sign now? Its the 13th thread and we're ruined! We cannot possibly continue without knowing how mystical we really are.

Blue. It's ok. We'll get through this. Don't lash out at Better. She's mourning too. We need to all stick together.

blue. We are truly mystical (taps nose)

better is going to produce a beautifully calligraphed document, possibly with illuminations.

I have faith.

I would NC as well but I can't remember my password. The despair is causing me a brain fade!

But....but.....but.... we need to know. Maybe its why we've lost toad, AGL and noone.

It's ok Being, we know that you would if you could. It's the thought that counts.

AGL would understand.

We're in the middle of mourning AGL here, Blue! Don't you care about him? Your complaints about the spreadsheet can wait!

Better is angry. It's the second stage.

But how will he ever know how much we care?!?! How? How?!?!?

I hope you don't think that you are in danger of disappearing as well, Blue?

blue. You may have a point. At least then we could phone Interpol and say "We're missing a Piscean. He's eighteen"

What more info could they possibly need?