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To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 03/09/2016 19:15

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 12:46

I am at the stage of comic amusement, Red!

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 12:47

No no, Jess, we know lots more than that! We know that he watches a lot of boxed sets and that his diet is seriously deficient in vegetables.

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 12:49

No, no pictures, Jess - none of us is five years' old!

ItShouldHaveBeenJessMissingAGL · 04/09/2016 12:50

He likes Pot Noodles, possibly cats...

Has a big.....sofa.

Comes from 'ooop North'.

Doesn't like trains.

RedMeridaMourningMissingAGL · 04/09/2016 12:50

Better
Poor AGL.
His short life should be remembered properly, not with comic amusement.

Being, AGL will know because this is the spooky 13th thread.

ItShouldHaveBeenJessMissingAGL · 04/09/2016 12:51

better. Was thinking of sharing it with DS, is all....

RedMeridaMourningMissingAGL · 04/09/2016 12:51

He lives a few meters away from a busy road.

ItShouldHaveBeenJessMissingAGL · 04/09/2016 12:52

And 13 is his lucky number! (rushes from room)

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 12:54

Oh, some of it won't be suitable for children, Jess.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 12:54

How am I meant to cope with life knowing that AGL isn't here? Sad

RedMeridaMourningMissingAGL · 04/09/2016 12:55

And where's Portia gone now?
This thread is worrying me, I'll be glad when it's over.

RedMeridaMourningMissingAGL · 04/09/2016 12:57

IN MEMORY OF AGL
WHO LOVED A SADFACE.

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 12:57

You're looking forward to Thread 14 already, Red? That's the spirit!

ItShouldHaveBeenJessMissingAGL · 04/09/2016 12:57

being Sad Sad Sad SadSad

better. You're probably right. How would I explain "And this bit here is Mummy!"?

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 12:59

Where's Vanilla? Where's our Founder?

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 13:03

At times of crisis, we need our Founder!

ItShouldHaveBeenJessMissingAGL · 04/09/2016 13:04

better. There's something truly weird going on. Vanilla mentioned her ghosts and then vanished. AgL and portia also MIA. toad and noone..... shivers.

Where is Helena? Mrs T? The random but loveable Kimmy?

WHAT THE HELL Is GOING ON?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 13:05

Right, let's round up the troops! Who is here?

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 13:07

better everyone is vanishing. We've lost toad, AGL, no-one, Portia, vanilla and we've probably lost some of the less frequent posters too but it will take time for us to know.

If only we knew their star signs we could save them.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 04/09/2016 13:08

Cross post with jess

Bettercallsaul1 · 04/09/2016 13:08

Where is msl? Where is MissElizaBennetsBookmark? Where is catz?

ItShouldHaveBeenJessMissingAGL · 04/09/2016 13:09

I'm here! (feels relief at being taking control)

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 04/09/2016 13:12

We have had word from Blue, Jess, Better and Red. Anyone else?

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 13:16

I'm back!

carbcraver · 04/09/2016 13:16

And I too woke with manky hair as I washed it yesterday and didn't dry it.

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