To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

better. Are you sure you can cope with a spreadsheet? I did a basic computing course a couple of years ago. Was fine with word-processing/databases but my attempts at spread-sheets seemed to involve about a hundred pages whirring out of the printer, each with only one random word or number on the sheet.

I quit.

Oh no, Jess, it won't be a spreadsheet as such - spreadsheets sound numerical and therefore would give me an allergic reaction. My information will be presented in normal paragraphs, with headings, so will be easily intelligible to everyone.

Morning all.
I had a shower this morning because dry shampoo makes me itch.
So in spookiness terms, we all woke up with manky hair.

I too, am also worried about AGL. I can ring around all the hospitals to rule out any accidents.

More of a Doomsday Book type thing? That sounds more agreeable.

I don't like numbers. I find them oppressive. Numberjacks gives me nightmares.

red. My hair is still manky. And big..,.

Should we be considering involving MI5?

Numbers should be abolished, Jess. Words rule.

My hair is...

Moist.

I think we should give him a couple more hours and then start contacting the authorities. There was a list on MN recently of who should be contacted, in what order. Ofsted was involved, if I remember rightly.

better and red. Words most definitely do rule.

Except moist.

A couple more hours Better?
I don't think you're taking AGL's disappearance seriously enough. I have contacted INTERPOL.

better. Ofsted?! In a missing persons enquiry?! Perhaps I should also phone Talk Talk customer service and Asda Home Delivery, just to ensure all avenues are properly explored.

Interpol was on the list, Red.

I think he would take that as a sign that you really cared, Jess.

Did he ever explain what 'boxsetting' is? Or is that another word I don't need in my vocabulary?

Watching boxed sets (of DVDs) for prolonged periods of time, Jess. Never heard it as a verb, though!

And I'll ask MNHQ if they can post an official response on here to AGL's disappearance.

He was such a lovely thoughtful lad.
Sniff

And he had just found a flat... Oh, the unfairness of life!

red. Do it. Am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo worried..

better. Aha! Thank you! I thought it was some weird euphemism, but even my filthy mind couldn't come up with an answer.

Poor AGL. How will we ever get over his loss?

No no, for once it wasn't! Don't blame you for suspicions!

I knew this thread was trouble. And now our AGL is gone.
All we can do now is hope for a miracle.

Maybe he's gone out for the day with (whispers it so as not to add to the mounting distress) toad.....

Is it possible he could have been the victim of alien abduction? That photo of Portia's looked ominous. And it is Thread 13...

First Toad now AGL.

Wails!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't take this heartache!!!