To start *A* Thirteenth Thread That Nobody Responds To?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

A' AGL - happy?

More nonsense and utter bollocks, plus heart-warming moments of honesty, acceptance and kindness.

For cakes, dogs, cats, life-savers, unplanned pregnancies, homes, dresses and shoes, and of course, Mr Turner /Castis.

Crack on.

being. It. Won't. Brush. Out. Serves me right for being lazy (and also too tight to fork out the extra 75p for the brunette's version).

My hair is enormous! Am having to enter rooms sideways. Not cool.

Whoa , spooky - I put dry shampoo on my hair today for the first time in weeks.

My hair is enormous! Am having to enter rooms sideways. Not cool.

This is just getting too weird!

Hair spookiness duly noted, and entered on spreadsheet. All instances of genuine spookiness welcome. (No coincidences such as us all being on MN at the same time accepted!)

I'm sorry but there have to be some rules.

vanilla. How's it working out for you? I'm going to fire off a stinking email to Baptiste.

better. Yes. The spreadsheet. Pretty spooky how we haven't seen it yet, eh?

I will follow the rules of the spreadsheet once I have clarification of its existence.

Should we have a noisy and terribly concerned discussion regarding the whereabouts of AGL probably still asleep, the little fucker?

Before we get the faces?

O ye of little faith, Jess! How foolish you are going to look when I produce my magnum opus...

better. Will it be in PDF format?

And what clarification of its existence do you require, Being, other than my (repeated) assurance that it exists? Eh?

I've no idea what that is, Jess! But rest assured, all will be revealed in time when my work-in-progress is in an appropriate form. not that any of you doubters deserve to see it now

better. Have no idea what it is, was trying to sound 'computer-savvy'.

Am not.

better see its not just me who has become sceptical! We need to see at least a snippet.

On the dry hair shampoo topic, does anyone actually know one that works?

You don't know what PDFs are?

I think you're right, Jess - it would be quite wrong to ignore the sleeping AGL. I, for one, am very anxious. What could have become of him? He hasn't been here for at least seven hours. Should we call the police?

Are you going to tell us, Being?

DD needs school shoes. I wrongly assumed she had some 🙈😂 she starts tomorrow! Ffs

blue. Not the Baptiste one in the green can that's for sure.

being. I sort of know. Was just trying to make better feel better.

better. (clutches pearls). WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!!! Am crying and shaking right now.

Have just googled to resolve appalling ignorance. Am still none the wiser - obviously some kind of computer terminology. Don't work with computers - don't want to! If it's important to understand, perhaps you could it explain it, Being, in words of not more than one syllable?

A PDF is a Portable Document Format. It can be opened on most devices or operating systems and they aren't editable. You can convert word/Googledocs into PDFs so you can send them to people, etc. It's just a way of viewing a document.

Fascinating!

No, not fascinating.