I know I probably am but...

[dontpokethebear]

I hate the abbreviation 'lil'. Eg 'I love my lil' girl'.
It gives me the rage. For me it is in the same box as 'hun', 'hubby' and 'bubs'.
It's creeping with alarming frequency onto my FB feed.

I am fully prepared to be told IABU, but I don't care

Hell no! I hate any infantilised speech, makes my skin crawl. I've dumped people in the past for lovey-dovey baby talk.
I'm on a very blunt talking sweary fb group and a new person started posting and signing off every post "loadsa luv", "lottsa luv", "luv 'n' kisses. That didn't last long...

There is a pram range I've seen around called Ickle Bubba. Wtaf!?

Yeah that'd be a de-friend crime for me. Or if you are family/political FB mum-from-school then a "hide".

Forgot another pearler used by the MIL
....can't wait to meet the "snuggle babba"!!!

Yes yes & yes to all the above!

The Prince & Princess thing does my head in, if any of my friends refer to my children as that they get a sharp look

I really can't cope with all of them. YANBU. Its bad enough coming from a teen but when you've got your friends gran commenting on a FB post it just seems worse

Mitzsy 'he nt gawjuss, he looks like ickle gnome. Only jking, luv u hun. And yr gnome boyf' lol'. How funny.

People who whinge on all week how they "Can't wait for Sat nite" then post their "piccies" of said "nite out". Which is always them in the same pub with sake people in a different top.

"Lil",drives me insane, and my cousin is incessant with it as her son is "Husby Jr."

She also says husby.

An ex colleague used to post photos of her 'gorjuss nephiew'

I never understood if the nephiew spelling was an attempt to be cute or if she genuinely couldn't spell it.

Also Sainsbos. I hate that too. Along with everything else everyone has listed.

I call Sainburys Sainsburgers. It's not an attempt to be cute though.

You've all missed one! (Unless I skimmed too fast and I missed it?)

How about, 'love you all the world'. WTF is that? It's not even a bloody sentence.

Luv u 2 the moon an bak
Luv u lotz like jelly totz

Seriously

Etta those two have had me clawing at my eyeballs.

dontpoke ha me too. I have some gems from social media.

PNgirl yes! I laugh every time. It's always an "amazin nite" I've noticed Squad creeping in too ,which is ok for 15 year olds but not 30 plus year olds .