I know I probably am but...

[dontpokethebear]

I hate the abbreviation 'lil'. Eg 'I love my lil' girl'.
It gives me the rage. For me it is in the same box as 'hun', 'hubby' and 'bubs'.
It's creeping with alarming frequency onto my FB feed.

I am fully prepared to be told IABU, but I don't care

I also hate all this DC1 and DC3 business on here

I use luffs ironically- is that allowed?

I know someone who says, actually says, priddy instead of pretty. Makes me stabby.

You can't use 'luff's and want to stab someone who says 'priddy'!

I have one on my Facebook "out wiv ma gawjuss bbe 2nyte #meanmyman paint dis town red" 😑 The woman is late 20's so not escaped from secondary school and it gives me the rage like nothing else. Definitely NBU!

This new 'with this one' type comments on social media.
Yuck.

I don't know anyone who uses these kinds of phrases. I do get wound up by people prefacing ever bloody mundane thing with 'that awkward moment when.....'.

Ginormous!

'So this happened...'

Followed by picture of plate of food or some shite.

Fuuuuuck oooooffffff

"out wiv ma gawjuss bbe 2nyte #meanmyman paint dis town red"

Do people not take the utter piss out of her? I wouldn't be able to resist!

'he nt gawjuss, he looks like ickle gnome. Only jking, luv u hun. And yr gnome boyf' lol'.

I know someone who refers to her OH as "lovely love".

Yes! 'so this happened'. That's another one.

Pet hates:
Totes amazeballs
Cray cray [seriously? Just right fucking crazy, ok?]
hun, or worse, hunni
nite
laff
sexy mumma [that happens a LOT on my Aussie friends' walls]
bubs
and I've mentioned it before but I do like to bring it up whenever possible - there is an Aussie mums' site called "Bubhub".

Aw OP, this lil thread you've made is so gawjuss!

I have a "friend" who writes hunnie. But only ever when she's trying to be patronising, which is ironic as she's not the sharpest tool in the box

YANBU.

To add to the list, people who call their pets boys and girls.

I have found my people. My Gawjus lil people 😂

I cannot abide this new ridiculous way of writing. What's wrong with gorgeous and little . It is infuriating.

Out with this one ,me thinks, that dress tho, bubba , mumma, hunni, fucking bae, arghhhhh!

Crute?

Is that a mash up of crude & cute??

Hubster.

Lil Man makes my skin want to crawl off my body and out of the 4th floor window.

It's not an abbreviation as such but I hate the word 'lush' when describing food. Makes me want to barf.

Oh god, I hate 'lush' too! It's repulsive.

Nom nom . Fucking hate 'lil' as well.

One of my closest friends uses 'holibobs'...makes me twitchy every time I see it.

Yes, a lot of these wind me right up.

Sometimes I dream of being a dictator, so I could have everybody who does anything to enrage me thrown into a dungeon to be gnawed by rats.
Serve them right.
Mind you the non-dungeoned population would halve overnight.