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Sod a parking dispute - I bring you a fucking wheelie bin dispute.....

709 replies

Babyiwantabump · 26/08/2016 12:55

Absolutely fucking livid . Probably disproportionately so as I am hormonal but I don't care .

Background description :
House then back garden then garage then fenced area then entryway . All my boundary up to where my back fence meets the entryway. I am end terraced so entry runs down left hand side of garden and house too.

Have lived here many years . Not close with any neighbors . One on the left killed my cat other across the entry is pleasant . Say good morning and exchange pleasantries but no more than that .

Have been finding bins on my bit of land behind my house for a while - thought it may have been a mistake that neighbors might have thought it was my bin and put it there all nice as you do.

Today I have just watched several of my neighbors take the bins of people who are out at work or not in off the street and put them on my land! Like the area behind my garage is a fucking neighborhood bin store ! It's not !

It's my fucking land and AIBU to tell them to get the fuck to fucking fuck and fuck off some more!!!

And breathe .

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DontMindMe1 · 17/09/2016 17:08

what about a line of scarecrows across the boundary? mum, dad and dc Grin

DarkBlueEyes · 17/09/2016 18:29

OMG. I can't believe it's all over!!! ShockSadEnvyAngry

mikeyssister · 18/09/2016 21:24

Oh. What will I read on a Friday now??

Babyiwantabump · 19/09/2016 11:13

Oh I'm sorry it's over - I'm sure there will be another issue soon enough though!!

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2kids2dogsnosense · 19/09/2016 11:38

Thank you for your kind words Baby, but I cannot imagine anything so wonderful will ever happen again.

Anywhere.

To anyone.

Please excuse me - I need to lie down in a darkened room to come to terms with my disappointment. I don't hold anything against you, but I do think you could have at least set fire to their hedges.

Just sayin'. Sad

icanteven · 19/09/2016 11:45

It was so much fun to catch up on this thread! Glad it all worked out babyiwantabump! Grin

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 20/09/2016 04:05

I don't hold anything against you, but I do think you could have at least set fire to their hedges.

Too fucking right she could have! I am bereft. Won't somebody please think of the MNers?! Sad

velmacrow · 20/09/2016 12:37

Leave the bins where they are an post an invoice through the letterbox(es) of the owners, billing them for the storage of their bins.

2kids2dogsnosense · 20/09/2016 18:27

My bins were collected today - I could not repress a sigh for What Might Have Been . . .

loona13 · 23/09/2016 08:37

Babyiwantabump are you sure there are no bins on your land today..? hopingforsomemoreaction

Missrubyring · 23/09/2016 12:22

Any bin drama today OP?? typing hopefully

dodobookends · 23/09/2016 12:50

It's Friday again...

TheMaddHugger · 23/09/2016 13:03

It's friday It's friday It's Friday hehehehe

Sod a parking dispute - I bring you a fucking wheelie bin dispute.....
SexLubeAndAFishSlice · 23/09/2016 13:33

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PepsiPenguin · 23/09/2016 14:53

I just discovered this only to find the issue is now resolved, which I'm pleased to hear OP.

My only suggestions were to speak to the woman who had all the vibrators that she wanted to dispose off, thought opening the bin to find a giant dildo may have the deaifed effect, or adding dog poo and leaving the lid open as this causes flies and maggots in the hot weather Smile

But is anyone else secretly wishing that over on Gransnet there is a thread about a crazy young woman and her signs Grin

Babyiwantabump · 25/09/2016 10:32

Ha ha ha love that people are still checking in for updates!

Alas there is no bin drama this week

Sad
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GlitteryFluff · 25/09/2016 10:54

Where do you live baby?
I might have to pop round and cause some trouble so this thread can live on!

CauliflowerSqueeze · 25/09/2016 11:01

"Rogue bins" hahahahhahahhaaa!!!

I think it's an air horn you need, like they have at football matches

2kids2dogsnosense · 25/09/2016 19:11

You realise that you have become a Mumsnet legend, don't you Bump?

And that as such you have a responsibility to those of us who worship you from afar and emulate your every move.

Please, please - just pee in one of their dustbins; or borrow 100 extra dustbins and open a fake Dustbin Showroom - latest models, go faster stripes etc - you could leaflet your neighbours and see if they want to update their outmoded bins, and offer easy terms; or start peering over their fences with a puzzled expression on your face and when they ask what the hell you think you're up to what's wrong just say "Oh - nothing. I just thought I saw . . . No - honestly - nothing. Sorry to be a nuisance. You don't have a rat problem do you? No of course you don't! Forget I mentioned it. My imagination." You could then give a tinkly little laugh, but when you go back to your own house make a point of talking to your DH in the garden where hey can see and make a gesture with your hands - hold them about two feet apart. Make sure DH looks suitable horrified.

Babyiwantabump · 29/09/2016 22:06

I have bin drama!

I'm watching my dads house while he's away and someone's nicked his wheelie bin!

Now I'm hoping someone leaves theirs on my property tomorrow as I may take it for my dad!!

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MillionToOneChances · 29/09/2016 22:22

Well, they were warned Grin

waterlily200 · 29/09/2016 22:30

Hehe. That would be perfect. After all if they're kind enough to donate bins to your land then why not pass them into a good cause. Smile

Trojanhorsebox · 30/09/2016 00:40

It was bin day here - they came, they emptied. I recovered the exact number of bins at the end as I put out at the start.........boring.........

TheMaddHugger · 30/09/2016 05:08

hahaha funny

Sod a parking dispute - I bring you a fucking wheelie bin dispute.....
MetalMidget · 30/09/2016 05:17

Wait, you have a weekly bin collection?!

misses points of thread, pouts jealously