Sod a parking dispute - I bring you a fucking wheelie bin dispute.....

[Babyiwantabump]

Absolutely fucking livid . Probably disproportionately so as I am hormonal but I don't care .

Background description :
House then back garden then garage then fenced area then entryway . All my boundary up to where my back fence meets the entryway. I am end terraced so entry runs down left hand side of garden and house too.

Have lived here many years . Not close with any neighbors . One on the left killed my cat other across the entry is pleasant . Say good morning and exchange pleasantries but no more than that .

Have been finding bins on my bit of land behind my house for a while - thought it may have been a mistake that neighbors might have thought it was my bin and put it there all nice as you do.

Today I have just watched several of my neighbors take the bins of people who are out at work or not in off the street and put them on my land! Like the area behind my garage is a fucking neighborhood bin store ! It's not !

It's my fucking land and AIBU to tell them to get the fuck to fucking fuck and fuck off some more!!!

And breathe .

Have read most of thread...well OP's updates etc.

I can't help but think that many people have suggested quite sensible, cheap ideas which OP is ignoring. I know then there'd be no drama but really?

Just sling in some hooks and a rope! Or push something big in the way like some boards for temporary boundary.

Why go through all this sign making and spying!?

Op really?? I'm sure you'll agree DS' education comes second to entertaining the masses? Give him some fizzy juice and sweets and pop him in front of the tv!

For the love of god, knock up another sigñ quick! 5 min job at most I imagine........

I'm sure there are mothers at the local mother and baby group who could provide a steady stream of filled nappy sacks to add to the bins, post collection!

Oh good it's Friday

Grabs popcorn and waits fro Friday update.

Do you have a new sign OP?

Do you like gardening, OP?

It's bin day!!!! Please get your sister round op, we need witnesses.

DYING HERE!!! HURRY UP, BIN COLLECTORS!!!

I was just about to offer one of ours, Slattern. He's a 12st Great Danewith a bark like the very Hounds Of Hell, but is more likely to drown ou in affectionate drool than anything else.

If we took both dogs round . . .

And we can bring my cat!! She's a right bastard! I'll tell her all about the nasty neighbour and she will go apeshit on them!

A 12 stone Great Dane .

That would be fab!

Claps hands its bin day

Two massive dogs and Dolores bastarding cat should do it!

(Er - she won't hurt our dogs, will she Dolores? Slattern's dog sounds much like ours, and he is a Delicate Flower, despite his enormous size.)

Can you move them slightly into the entryway and then fill them up with water? Its a ball ache to tip a full wheelie bin and probably impossible to tip one and not get wet.

Clearly the neighbours don't believe you own the land and have taken it upon themselves to ignore you. I would put another sign up with a photocopy of your deeds and say "removal of this notice, and wheelie bin replacement will result in a report to police for criminal damage and trespass"

Well so far this morning no bins have been left!

Recycling bins have been done already and I think the sign may have worked and crazy lady over the entry probably removed it because she was embarrassed!

Still waiting on main collection though so we shall see!

If she was so embarrassed why did she put her bins out so early ?
I certainly wouldn't want to draw attention to myself doing so.

SlatternDog is very disappointed that he might not be needed after all.

What's happening OP? You need to get more militant - they clearly don't believe the land is yours. I'd be literally chucking wheelie bins around if this was me - I'd be kicking them into the street and stomping on them.

2dogs and slattern, I can't promise she won't try to attack your lovely massive woofers as she has form for sitting on the top of the fence and dive bombing passing dogs (that are on a lead) and their owners. She's a tiny Siamese that thinks she's a grizzly bear! Just tell the dogs to make NO eye contact with this cat bastard who is currently lying on my chest with her tiny paw on my face purring and make no sudden movements

sorry just seen your update - good work

Ooo just signing in, I started reading this a couple of weeks ago then forgot about.