Sod a parking dispute - I bring you a fucking wheelie bin dispute.....

[Babyiwantabump]

Absolutely fucking livid . Probably disproportionately so as I am hormonal but I don't care .

Background description :
House then back garden then garage then fenced area then entryway . All my boundary up to where my back fence meets the entryway. I am end terraced so entry runs down left hand side of garden and house too.

Have lived here many years . Not close with any neighbors . One on the left killed my cat other across the entry is pleasant . Say good morning and exchange pleasantries but no more than that .

Have been finding bins on my bit of land behind my house for a while - thought it may have been a mistake that neighbors might have thought it was my bin and put it there all nice as you do.

Today I have just watched several of my neighbors take the bins of people who are out at work or not in off the street and put them on my land! Like the area behind my garage is a fucking neighborhood bin store ! It's not !

It's my fucking land and AIBU to tell them to get the fuck to fucking fuck and fuck off some more!!!

And breathe .

Is it Friday yet? 😄

I am late to the thread, Baby, congratulations on your bin achievements. I look forward to hearing an update on Friday .

As for CatKiller two years is a good length of time to start preparing retribution for the cowardly, cruel and inhumane action of your neighbour.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold".

We need a list of imaginative, subtle and ultimately harmless revenge ideas which will baffle, confuse and hopefully cause a few sleepless nights to CatKiller. It won't bring your sweet cat back, Baby, but it might help a bit.

Here's one to start us off, if CatKiller neighbour has a bedroom at the back, get one of those wind charms put in your garden for a start off. I remember a thread where someone's neighbour put one up in their garden; it drove the mnetter mad with the blooming noise.

Congratulations on your success so far! Fabulous sign. Looking forward to next week's installment

Friday approaches.

Tension mounts.

(prepares peanuts, popcorn, those little cheesy things, wine and gets the teapot ready, so as to cover all eventualities)

Loving this and kudos to you OP. Has anyone suggest smearing something on the handles of the bins (should they magically reappear)? I would suggest dog poo but that is too gross, so maybe Marmite or jam to attract the wasps?

Still here ! waves

Erm ..... Mad crazy bin lady across the entry has just put her bin out now . For collection tomorrow afternoon?? Is she trying to prove a point by making the street untidy or something?? Strange!

Ooo. The plot thickens....

That's pretty early, unless it's a early collection the morning of should be sufficient.

Put a chair in your front garden, wear a stained bathrobe and sip a can of Stella to show her untidy. Yell your kid's name once every so often.

bahahahaha, im here for round ? is this 2 or round 3 ?

I've just gone and checked and

The bloody sign has gone!!

It was duct taped within an inch of its life! Someone has removed it!

Put another sign up warning people 'Please don't remove my signs!'

what ............. :O

Carefully paint chilli oil over the next sign.

Lol I did ask earlier if the sign had been pinched.

Time to go bigger!

Look in the wheels bin your neighbour took out earlier.

Just setting up the deckchair ready for tomorrow

Who the frick steals a sign? Your neighbours are mental.

Put a sign up asking who is pathetic enough to steal a sign!

Put another one up about your land and cover both in super glue just before bin time!

Love the idea of chilli oil over the sign in the hope for a response that happened on another thread

I would be making another sign or six and sticking them all over the place

Mix chill oil in Vaseline to make it stick to the sign. Get some nagas - dried or fresh. The red faced sweaty person with the sore hands will be the culprit

GeekLove Thu 15-Sep-16 12:17:41
Mix chill oil in Vaseline to make it stick to the sign. Get some nagas - dried or fresh. T
Please what is Nagas, I googled it but it came up as a Deity

Ooh yes, or just get a small tub of Vaseline and whizz with a chili in a blender to carefully add to the duct tape. Wear gloves if you do this OP

Not that the neighbours aren't mad enough to steal the sign....but the weather has been pretty bad for sticky things....hot/cold cycles with wild fluctuations in humidity.....several pictures fell off my wall - although they were bluetack...

Thank you OP I love the fact you are continuing to update us I am seriously invested and not sure I can wait until tomorrow. Have you put up a new sign? Make sure it makes reference to trespass and theft of previous sign, somehow imply police involvement?? Maybe it could say the area is under cctv surveillance (even if it's not)

Make another notice like the first one. Then another one asking people not to steal the first notice. And another asking not to steal the second. Coat them all with that gunk.

Someone's nicked your sign???!!!! I'd say game on!!! Time to crank up the signs!