Sod a parking dispute - I bring you a fucking wheelie bin dispute.....

[Babyiwantabump]

Absolutely fucking livid . Probably disproportionately so as I am hormonal but I don't care .

Background description :
House then back garden then garage then fenced area then entryway . All my boundary up to where my back fence meets the entryway. I am end terraced so entry runs down left hand side of garden and house too.

Have lived here many years . Not close with any neighbors . One on the left killed my cat other across the entry is pleasant . Say good morning and exchange pleasantries but no more than that .

Have been finding bins on my bit of land behind my house for a while - thought it may have been a mistake that neighbors might have thought it was my bin and put it there all nice as you do.

Today I have just watched several of my neighbors take the bins of people who are out at work or not in off the street and put them on my land! Like the area behind my garage is a fucking neighborhood bin store ! It's not !

It's my fucking land and AIBU to tell them to get the fuck to fucking fuck and fuck off some more!!!

And breathe .

I reckon the locals have made a wickerman out of the bins and the OP is now about to be sacrificed to the god of wheelie bins.

She's been doused in weed killer .... Clues are there ....

to be fair - it was cunning of the revenge bin ninjas to swipe OP's phone and post to MN first that she was just off to the shops we all know that could take several days if a serious shopper - plenty of contingency for them to disappear and not get caught...

So we have

Cat killer
Mad neighbour - bin hater
Arm waving neighbour

Potential group cult

Possible 'garage' fall incident

Maybe she fell in the bin and it got glued incident? Hubby? Possible red herring

this is a nice paint.

Sorry to disappoint everyone but I am still very much in one piece!

After the shops I had to do the school run , then there were swimming lessons and dinner and other child orientatated stuff .

I have literally just this second sat down.

Anyway - there are no bins there now , well apart from my bins , but then I don't know if there were any earlier as they seem to be collected by this time anyway.

The sign is still there - which is good I suppose!

im going to have to wait till next week to see if this really worked!

Glad your neighbours aren't dancing around your burning corpse then.

Baby. . . bump

I'm sorry, but you are being totally selfish continuing to have a life when we need to know about the bins.

Please remember that you have a responsibility to your public.

Truly a thread better than Tolkien.

You've been indulging in life outside of MN, Op?

Well if I wasn't so overinvested in this thread I might just have to flounce off it.

Sexlube

Some people don't care how many hearts they break . . . (sniff . . . no, no . . . I'm not crying . . . there's . . . there's something in my eye . . .

. . . there . . got it . . alright now . . . no, honestly - I'll be fine . . . )

I'm de lurking to say you are completely UR Op to let this many people get invested in bins then not keep vigilant guard to update us

Has anyone stolen your bin sign yet?

Where have you bin been OP?

Since they seem so very anxious about lowering the tone, have you thought about a garish and illuminated Halloween display for this patch of land? You could swap it for illuminated Santa on his sleigh come November .

Squiffany's

GROAN

OP, next time you will have to deposit the DC with a child minder who does school run etc and focus on filming events, preparing another sign all laminated, and whatever it takes.

Kindly also focus on our needs. This over-rules any DC's needs by a long way.

Damn right Wauden.

Plenty of DC's about. Very few wheelie bin disputes.

Glad you're ok, but a bit deflated tbh. Just when it was all getting a bit Stephen King...

Omg - you had better be fast collecting your own bins next week, OP. I suspect these evil old bags are going to cook up something truly cray cray for revenge!

Have you considered installing CCTV Baby?

Wow, the bin thread has risen from the ashes like a Phoenix. Loved first diagram OP but poster was sheer brilliance! I am now going to be on tenterhooks until next bin day. What is a tenterhook? Sounds painful! Respect OP

By the way... I forgot it was my bin day on Wednesday... Knew yours was on a Friday, OP!