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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 26/08/2016 18:00

Portia Are you a plumber? A trained mechanic of any kind?

What were you doing dismantling your Gran''s lav?!!!!!!

You are for the high jump now! Grin

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 18:00

Better kindly add Grans broken cistern to the spreadsheet

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 18:02

I tried to fix the lever but levered it off

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 18:04

When Aidey baby gets back I'll ask him to sweet talk Gran so I'm not in the mire

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 26/08/2016 18:04

portia you tried to help out, though... I never attempt to fix stuff, I only ever make it worse.

Bettercallsaul1 · 26/08/2016 18:05

I will! Grin Under inauspicious happenings

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 18:06

Jess I feel a trip to the Ship Inn coming on

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 18:09

Grin inauspicious sounds suspicious Better

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 26/08/2016 18:09

portia. I do not blame you, and after horrendous kids' party this afternoon, I wish I could join you.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 26/08/2016 18:11

Why is AGL drip-feeding? We're gonna have to call a plumber for him in a minute. You might have to delay that visit to the Ship, portia....

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 18:12

Oh Jess I only have orange juice so you are welcome, there is a shanty band on tonight so should be fun

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 18:14

AGL is familiar with cisterns on a train

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 18:56

Daily update

www.mullion-cove.co.uk/webcam/

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 18:58

My finished cake. Which I'm not allowed to enter. My neighbour (not the Title one) is on the Horticultural Society committee and she said I couldn't enter.

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AverageGayLad · 26/08/2016 18:59

Sorry, was cooking dinner Grin

I have a viewing for a flat tomorrow!

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 19:09

Fingers crossed. AGL
I can't enter my cake
]Portia had her head down the loo
Jess had a party from he'll

Things come threes so you've got to be lucky xxx

Bettercallsaul1 · 26/08/2016 19:12

Right, Vanilla - insert poison into cake now and take round to neighbour. Smile as you hand it over.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 26/08/2016 19:13

Vanilla it is for the best. 80p prize wasn't worth missing the enjoyment of eating it.

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AverageGayLad · 26/08/2016 19:14

Can you bribe someone to enter your cake instead of theirs?

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 26/08/2016 19:25

Good news AGL. I will keep my fingers crossed for you.

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VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 19:27

The closing data for entries was yesterday and not tonight.

The only way I look at it is that it is an awesome cake and it would have to be out on display until 5pm, thereby rendering it rank. .

Now, I can eat it, and then freeze the rest for Christmas.

RedOnHerHedd · 26/08/2016 19:35

Put the kettle on vanilla, I shall be round for a Brew and half of a piece of your cake.

RedOnHerHedd · 26/08/2016 19:37

Vanilla "freeze the rest til Christmas"

I've never heard anything so ridiculous in all my life!!!!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 26/08/2016 19:37

portia. I will drive over in my imaginary car.

vanilla. Gimme the goddamn cake now! I will show it full appreciation!

AGL. Ooh, good news indeed! Good luck!

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 19:39

Your cake is awesome Vanilla good luck AGL
We are off to the Ship. Gran has invited herself and Jim with the hat whose friend is a manic bog fixer and will sort out the offending lavatorial problems asap

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