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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 14:36

Grin answer = because she'd be 57 facelifts short !!!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 14:43

Don't worry Blue. My DBIL asked me that a few years ago (before DD) and I didn't get it.

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 14:47

The power of social media
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37195836

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 14:56

Sounds like the guy was asking for that.

AverageGayLad · 26/08/2016 15:06

I was just reading that article! Weird

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 15:33

That man has one brain cell and it's lonely

Bettercallsaul1 · 26/08/2016 15:37

More weirdness on this thread, AGL! There is undoubtedly a psychic connection going on in this thread.....

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 26/08/2016 15:58

Better what are the star sign stats?

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VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 16:02

FUCK!!!! I have been so busy making the bloody cake that I forgot to submit my entry form Sad The closing data was yesterday..I thought it was today Sad

I've tried to sneak in my entry but I don't know if I'll be allowed to enter SadSad

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 16:03

Mommy brain plus annoying bored 9 year old. FML.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 16:08

Oh no! Hopefully they let you in anyway.

VanillaSugar · 26/08/2016 16:33

The lady in the foot shop, one of the organisers, said she'd see what she could do.. if I win, then I win the grand some of 80p!! That cake cost me £6 to make!

Bugger.

Bettercallsaul1 · 26/08/2016 16:49

All in good time, Blue! Didn't you read the stringent conditions I'm working under in my am post? Such arcane matters can't be rushed, you know! Also, please do not refer to my research into the unknown as "stats"!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 17:00

You win 80p? Hmm

Bettercallsaul1 · 26/08/2016 17:18

Being what do you mean? On MN, you can feed a family of five for a week quite easily on 80p.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 26/08/2016 17:21

I'm sure you can. Grin

AverageGayLad · 26/08/2016 17:27

I HAVE FUCKING PROMISING NEWS

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 26/08/2016 17:32

Better unknown mystical things can still have stats created on them. I used to work with stats (and was actually very good at it, even though you wouldn't think it from my mn posts). It was a great job.

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 26/08/2016 17:33

Vanilla 80p Shock - I'd just keep it for yourself.

AGL share

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 26/08/2016 17:34

*the cake not the 80p iyswim

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 26/08/2016 17:37

AGL Go on....... ( your answer 'train' made me chuckle. Sorry)

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 17:43

Bloody hell the end of the world has happened. Grans new fangled button flush cistern will not flush! She preferred the up near the ceiling ones, but Mum and oily have gone up to Plym so Portia gets the toilet call. Gran does not like plumbers as they rob you blind. I have spent ages trying to fix her bog. Unscrewed the metal once for one and twice for two bit on the top and found a stuck ballcock. Lifted the lever gently but it broke.
The toilet is dead it is a decd fucking toilet and tis my fault.
I have explained to Gran she does have another toilet but no, she likes to go on the decd toilet. She has phoned Jim with the hat to come and sort it but I fear that bog is buggered as the ballcock lever is broken.
I am hiding in my house and waiting for Mum to get back to sort out the situation

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 26/08/2016 17:48

portia
Toilet (snigger)
Buggered (snigger)
Ballcock (even bigger snigger)

Oh dear. Poor Gran.

PortiaCastis · 26/08/2016 17:53

AGL have you been up to mischief?
Jess snigger I got the blame!

Bettercallsaul1 · 26/08/2016 17:55

We'll agree to disagree on that, Blue.