To start an EIGHTH thread that no one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

These threads, which lie empty as the night, remain unposted upon. Verily, you know what to do.*

*Don't post.

But not with real peacock feathers because that would be cruel

We could eat the peacocks as a main course. Surely they're just a large chicken?

Girl peacocks are dull

I would like all food to be vegetarian

No peacocks were harmed in the making of this thread.

What, no meat? stamps foot and sulks

Heavens - everyone's up early on a Saturday morning! Excellent dress selection, jet. Love the multi-colour idea for the bride! I think you should go for the first peacock one, Being! then I'll look even better in my plain blue but gorgeous Scarlett O'Hara number.

So it's decided. I shall wear Synthetic Peacock to my wedding!

If we're having peacock to eat, we could have one of those bird-within -a-bird things - you know, peacock on the outside, then turkey, then goose, then chicken, then canary etc. We had one last Christmas because my son wanted to try it and it was yum!

Vanilla, if it's all veggie food we can eat the vegetable decorations Jess is organising. That will help us stick to the £14.97 budget.

A Tur-Turkey-key!

Excellent choice, Being! Truly these will be nuptials that no-one (not even Noone) forgets!

Although I think you would be hard pushed to stuff a turkey in a peacock. Might need to be the other way around.

We should set up a wedding planning thread. People come to us with their budgets and we plan their perfect days!

What we have to remember is that 451 (possibly now 453, with new arrivals to the thread) is a lot of mouths to feed. That's where my bird-within-a-bird dish would come in tres handy! That and Portia's Gran's scones should see us alright in the catering department.

Being, we could have a vegetarian bird-within-a-bird instead if you wanted.

No, it's 452 guests. I got rid of annoyingly pretty, tall and oh so fucking nice SIL.

Better, do you mean a vegetarian bird or a quorn pretend bird?

Oh well done, Being!

We don't want her sort there.

Morning all!

Some beautiful dresses, jet!

being. I want to hear more about SIL

did I really post Co Op Boy's name last night? Shudders

Well either, really, Being, seeing as you're the bride. Either veggie or quorn-shaped birds (not difficult, surely?) or alternatively, vegetables packed inside each other, with a pumpkin on the outside and a pea in the middle.

better Aren"t you forgetting the courgettes?

Maybe I will be a little flexible. We can have a Tur-Turkey-key but we also have to have a Pump-Pumpkin-kin. Deal?

Jess, what would you like to know about SIL?