To start a SEVENTH thread nobody responds to?

[toadgirl]

Because of the mysterious popularity of these threads which no-one is actually responding to, here's the Seventh Thread.

The other ones have all filled up, but I'm not at all sure how.

(I have done this by proxy for VanillaSugar).

Come on people! Call to action here!

We have Being's* wedding to organise and lots of other good stuff.
AGL's holiday and exam results to get through.
Portia's love life and her DD's exam results.
Jess budding romance with Bambi Co-op Boy.
Better's quest to wear that blue bridesmaid's dress.
My addiction to posting memes which seems to be welcome on these threads.

LET'S GO...!!!!

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Even then, it'll only be a rent.

SRB

Who could resist that

Hmm... Do they have it in yellow, toad?

Sod that! I'm not doing another 8 canapés.

But the evening barn only holds 451.... Let's just hope somebody gets ill and can't come. Someone insignificant like a family member. The old auntie that used to force you to give her a slobbery kiss. Or the MIL.

It's your plus one MrsTP...

It wouldn't be so bad Red if my DP didn't have a ridiculous number of siblings!

One of whom is about 3ft taller than me and oh so skinny and oh so pretty and oh so fucking NICE!

Toad, that carriage is absolutely beautiful. You know what Being? I could actually see the Queen being chauffeured around in that carriage, drinking her gin and waving at her adoring onlookers.

You'd look just like the queen!!!!
Perhaps a bit younger looking than her madge.

Can't you feed her some laxative the night before!? We don't want to bring your wedding down by having tall, skinny, pretty, nice people there. It would ruin it.

I'm just being honest.

Richard won't need canapés. He'll be living on lurve.

I do like looking important and regal...

For inspiration. My wedding photo:-

toad, you look beautiful!

And Red, she's not allowed to stand next to me in photos. To be honest, I might make her stand in a hole.

Strokes chin
Don't forget to shave any bristles off, nothing worse than a bearded bride.

But my DP loves a bush!

A bushy beard, of course.

Get in some extra bluebottles and I'll ease off on the canapés, thus leaving more for the others.

Thank you, Being.

Just thought I'd show you something to aim for.

You look gorgeous Toad. Who did your makeup?

Why thank you, Red

I did just DIY-ed it. But the face cream was by Ponds, of course.

Took me a while to work out why you said ponds.

I need to go home, and have an early night

What have I missed?

Does MrToad say this?

AGL how are the plans for the Hen do coming along?