To start a SEVENTH thread nobody responds to?

[toadgirl]

Because of the mysterious popularity of these threads which no-one is actually responding to, here's the Seventh Thread.

The other ones have all filled up, but I'm not at all sure how.

(I have done this by proxy for VanillaSugar).

Come on people! Call to action here!

We have Being's* wedding to organise and lots of other good stuff.
AGL's holiday and exam results to get through.
Portia's love life and her DD's exam results.
Jess budding romance with Bambi Co-op Boy.
Better's quest to wear that blue bridesmaid's dress.
My addiction to posting memes which seems to be welcome on these threads.

LET'S GO...!!!!

squidge. It is imperative that the wedding venue remains as the Co OP. Because it's staff are hotties a lovely building. Feel free to comment on dresses/cakes/anything that doesn't involve Co Op Boy.

Oh, the impertinence! She bounces in here, out of the blue, grabs the last post, upsets Being... should fit in well

Jess, how are the vegetable decorations coming along?

Where are these hot co-op boys you speak of? The boys In my local co-op are all greasy, spotty but very polite!

squidge. I can't even begin...... (I could but we'd have finished another thread by 7pm).

being. Am thinking of julienning (is that a verb?!) courgettes. Should look pretty. Will also make sure aisle is spotless by polishing with my stash of lube and have plenty of wet wipes to hand out, in order to be sure there is not a dry eye in the aisles....

Who's giving the bj as payment?

Can Richard be my plus one?

Jess volunteered for that service, Average. with unseemly haste

Jess sounds perfect!

AGL, Jess has selflessly volunteered for the task.

MrsTP, of course. Portia's Gran, make that enough scohnes for 452 guests! toad, you need to find another meme.

Jess did seem a little... keen...

Jess does like a crusty old cock. Maybe it's her sugadaddy?

I'm already, guys...

[backs away slowly out of the thread]

I'm already

😂😂😂

Come back Squidge! Don't leave us!!

Oh my god! A kitten, you got my weak point!

squidge. (Gently) It's ok....sit down...

I have no idea how I got onto this thread. Was it to do with AGL flat? I don't even remember! How do I get out? I absolutely never want to

As long as you don't have a minion themed wedding in a run down barn that was paid for with a blowjob, garlic themed food and curtain bridesmaids dresses, then I think we can be friends

The thing is, Being you must know this wedding theme will catch on. All the celebs will be doing it and it will become passé. At least everyone will remember it started with your wedding.

The rest of you suck

You're getting mixed up between Real Life (i.e. this thread) and Out There again, Jess.

You will be the one sucking. Remember the deal you made?

Exactly toad, I don't mind who does it after me as long as everyone knows the brains behind it came from us!

Congrats and 🍷👏 to Toad; our new leader

Thank you!

Gosh - toad/mother/thread leader/part of a wedding planning contingent/agony aunt.

I need a holiday.

God, if only this was real life....

Of course it is RL, Jess. Stop messing with our minds like that.

Oh my god! A kitten, you got my weak point!

Thank goodness you're still here Squidge! You don't mind me getting so familiar so soon, do you? Us toads don't stand on ceremony.

I must remember kittens in my arsenal of tricks.

Can I fetch my kitten to the wedding (Simba The Ginger Lion). He loves wearing hats!!