To start a SEVENTH thread nobody responds to?

[toadgirl]

Because of the mysterious popularity of these threads which no-one is actually responding to, here's the Seventh Thread.

The other ones have all filled up, but I'm not at all sure how.

(I have done this by proxy for VanillaSugar).

Come on people! Call to action here!

We have Being's* wedding to organise and lots of other good stuff.
AGL's holiday and exam results to get through.
Portia's love life and her DD's exam results.
Jess budding romance with Bambi Co-op Boy.
Better's quest to wear that blue bridesmaid's dress.
My addiction to posting memes which seems to be welcome on these threads.

LET'S GO...!!!!

You can have any amount of my fruit flies.

Wait, I'm planning the hen do?

What's my budget?

Your budget is £11.

Oooh this'll be like doing my biweekly food shop, I love budgeting I do!

We're currently waiting for food, I'm having a kids meal

Being

AGL, kid's food is the best. I often order from the children's menu when I'm out. Not with the ILs though. They already judge my eating and they insist on going to arty farty fancy places that don't accommodate my admittedly fussy vegetarian diet.

toad just thought could you come and rescue my cabbage and fancy purple broccoli from the "cabbage whites" caterpillars? Or do toads only eat flies? Natural selection is fine by me but I can't do anything to kill them myself.

You may need these, Being to avoid causing offence.

RubyCav

Yes, I could certainly do with the extra protein, Ruby. No problem at all!

It would be a low-carb diet for me. I've got several stones to shift!

toad, excellent find! Oh so many people will be receiving those!

I'm having kids pasta

That's okay, AGL. Is that all you have an appetite for? Nothing wrong with that.

Murun's neighbour helps him clean his filthy, smelly crack.

WTF did I just watch Toad??

I need to cook dinner. I have stewing beef here, dated tomorrow. I don't fancy stew or casserole though, it's too hot and sticky.

HELP!!!
What can I make with it??

My pasta arrived with mash

I don't even LIKE mash :(

Since I had glandular fever I've had a really small appetite :(

Make sandwiches!

Beef stir fry?

Season the beef and have it with a salad?

The possibilities are endless

Curry? Kebabs slow cooked?

red. I f you think Murun is creepy, Google Salad Fingers.....

Right, that's it.... AGL - No More Faces. I can't take it!

But I'm sad, Jess :(

Red you could freeze it and use another day?

AGL. Don't be sad! We love you. Mummy toad will be back in a minute. I get a little heart twinge every time you do a . You're not stressing about results, are you? I still managed to get a degree after completely fucking up my A-Levels. And you will be fine.

With mash? Odd.