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AverageGayLad · 15/08/2016 17:39

As you were Grin

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PortiaCastis · 15/08/2016 22:38

Oh have I scared everyone away.?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 15/08/2016 22:39

portia Yes. It just about sums up our relationship. I remember seeing late night calls on his phone from 'Lauren'. He told me Lauren was a guy, and did a whole spiel about men called Tracy etc (to be fair, Jess in my username is a boy) and I believed him! Or rather, I wanted to believe him. Oh. Dear. God. How we delude ourselves. Sorry, upstairs neighbour but you're getting a replay of Beautiful South....

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 15/08/2016 22:40

vanilla Grin Wonder what neighbour will think of that one?

RubyCav · 15/08/2016 22:40

Portia its very untherapy like in the way its delivered. I was imagining AA meeting style (as AA is portrayed by TV) but thankfully was nothing like that. I think its also possible to do freedom programme online (just reading an online resource when you feel like it) - maybe worth a look?

PortiaCastis · 15/08/2016 22:43

Sorry neighbour of Jess.
Yes Vanilla see you next Tuesday covers them all

PortiaCastis · 15/08/2016 22:44

Thanks Ruby I'll do that

VanillaSugar · 15/08/2016 22:47

Well, that's the chorus. The first verse goes like this:

adopts strange expression & eyes glow red

I'm going to ruin your life, gonna ruin your life, gonna ruin, ruin, ruin your life.

Going to ruin your life, gonna ruin your life, gonna ruin, ruin, ruin your life.

Why?

Because....

You're

A

Complete cunt , you're a complete cunt , you're a complete cunt, you're a complete cunt

YOU'RE A COMPLETE C.U. N. T.....
You're a complete cunt.

PortiaCastis · 15/08/2016 22:48

This song has great lyrics by a wonderful guy who I may or may not have met.

VanillaSugar · 15/08/2016 22:48

smiles sweetly

VanillaSugar · 15/08/2016 22:49

Bye!!

PortiaCastis · 15/08/2016 22:51

Ha what a good song Vanilla

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 15/08/2016 22:57

Er, Portia I thought we agreed...... Wolf Puppy belongs to moi....

PortiaCastis · 15/08/2016 23:07

Yes Jess he's yours, but I was shopping in Truro about 5 years ago and there was a guy busking by Wetherspoonss in Lemon Quay so I stopped and listened. It was himself so had a little chat because I thought he was good. He said thanks for listening, I'd no idea who he was.
He's come along way since then hasn't he?

toadgirl · 15/08/2016 23:08

Night-night! Will catch up again tomorrow xxx

PortiaCastis · 15/08/2016 23:10

Night toad

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 15/08/2016 23:12

Good on him too, wish I could sing (and imagine upstairs neighbour would quite like it too). Night portia got a big day tommorrow and need to prepare....

PortiaCastis · 15/08/2016 23:14

Night Jess swet dreams of co- op man

RubyCav · 15/08/2016 23:14

Portia that's a lovely song.

RubyCav · 15/08/2016 23:22

Portia I've never really listened to passenger before. I like his music.

jetSTAR · 15/08/2016 23:24

What a lot I have missed. I have read it all. Every word. But I won't remember it all. Welcome to the new faces Brew Cake
Go Virgos 🙌🌟♍💛💙💜💚
No new memes sadly as I'm on the tablet (as well as the other tablets)
We're doing quite well on the Olympics eh?

PortiaCastis · 15/08/2016 23:34

Ruby He wrote the song I posted when he was around 25, such a great insight of life for someone of that age. If you can listen to him and Ed Sheeran singing Hearts on Fire it's so emotive. I've got a ticket to see him in Novembe really looking forward to it. Just my kind of music.

Whataboutwhathuh · 15/08/2016 23:34

Why am I making a six layer purple ombré birthday cake for my mum? Why? She'd have been happy with a scone. Knackered.

Anyway. Erm. Tumbleweed.

PortiaCastis · 15/08/2016 23:37

Yep Jet we're doing well. I wanted to watch Andy Murray last night but ended up at the hospital. Never mind I'm sure the match is on catch up.

VanillaSugar · 15/08/2016 23:37

Epppppppppppppp0ppkjhhgg

PortiaCastis · 15/08/2016 23:40

Ha ha whatabout I would have bought a cake and passed it off as my superb home baking

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