To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

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Your family do sound wonderful Portia. That's unconditional love, that is. Great to know they always have your back.

portia don't worry, you don't have to be posh to marry a twat. They come in all disguises. Have just had phone call from mine, where after telling him I'm not up for an 'extended visit' (did I mention OW has dumped him?) , he has then sent me a text saying he's worried that I'm 'isolated'.

(A) I have my mum, my sis, and my lovely friend.
(B) I have Co Op Boy (and possibly sugar grand-daddy)
(C) I live in Cornwall which according to other threads, is hideously overcrowded.
(D) Why am I typing this and letting the goady fucker get to me?
(E) My feet really pong.
(F) I'm on (F)?????? I have you guys. 😍

All EXes are v (!@@&&##&&#.

That's why they're EXes. Never forget that, ladies. Never forget.

I was just thinking how great it would be if we all rocked up to Portia's mum's (with scones of course) and then had to work out one another's MN identities. A sort of 'Then There Were None' without the murders.....although AGL might be at a bit of a disadvantage, Portia would have to conceal her love of her mum, I would obviously have a small boy in tow, and Toad would be secreting all over the place. But could be fun. Like MN Cluedo....

Portia I also don't think I could have escaped or survived without my family.

toad I love that vegetarian meme (I also loved the naughty carrots and strawberry you posted earlier)

Ha Vanilla I dont think I'm very popular on that thread. People get in a stew about nothing, god knows whag their reaction would be to a sprained ankle.
toad thanks for that.
Jess There's a song which has a line saying " How many times did she fall for his lines oh and she'll be the last one to know"
Dunno what its called but that line resonates with me. I loved him I really did but love is blind or summat like that.
Anyhow I'm quite a record breaker, child, married and divorced by 31

Tell ex that loverboy doesn't think you're isolated and as loverboy knows your current situation better than him, you think you're fine.

Anyhow I'm quite a record breaker, child, married and divorced by 31

2 DC, married and divorced by 25 - I must be mad.

Why would I have a disadvantage :(

FYI the loverboy post above was to jess

Why would I have a disadvantage

Because you're the only male!

Oh goodness Ruby why do we fall for the wrong. men
Fun fact the scene in And Then There Were None when they were getting on the boat was filmed at Mullion Cove and the scene where AT is climbing up a cliff with weapon in hand was filmed at Kynance Cove. I watched the former. And and and the cast and crew stayed at the Polurrian Hotel where I did a student job.
We is famous round here you know

Aah, AGL bless you - as Ruby said, you're the only guy! Little bit obvious? I hate it when you do ! Have

Cos in a room full of ladies, there'd be only one man. Bit hard to play Guess Who unless you wear a wig and stuff tennis balls down your top.

Ruby You're in good company then 😃

Jess

he has then sent me a text saying he's worried that I'm 'isolated'

Wow, he's a manipulative bastard, isn't he?

He didn't give a shit when OW was on the scene, did he? Now, suddenly he's worried about you. What a condescending arsehole! Did he think you weren't going to manage without him?!

I remember you saying he picks people when they are vulnerable. Looks like he's trying to make you feel weak, so he can swoop in and play the big hero or something. Well, you've managed this far without him.

I know it's a bit of a cliche now, but the words to "I Will Survive" are so apt here!

Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

I love that vegetarian meme (I also loved the naughty carrots and strawberry you posted earlier)

I aim to please, Ruby

Cos in a room full of ladies, there'd be only one man. Bit hard to play Guess Who unless you wear a wig and stuff tennis balls down your top

I'll be the only toad. But you already know I'm female. If there were two toads, you guys would have to try and sex us :)

Ruby can't wait until he opens the door to my ex and says: 'Yessss? May I help you?' While wearing his schmoking hot Co Op uniform (or possibly only part of it)

He wants a sympathy shag.

toad he wants to doss around here while continuing to be non-comittal/twattish. I'll isolate him - by chopping him up and putting him in the freezer!

Everyone simply has to dress as a HCT and we play two truths one lie to work out who's who

Oh goodness Ruby why do we fall for the wrong. men

I've done freedom programme now, so hopefully will pick up the early signs next time. It was very interesting programme, you can do it any length of time after escaping.