To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

It's ok Being, stop panicking!!! I've found this barn, it accommodates precisely 451 guests. Any more than 451 and it's a fire hazard.

Luckily, the farmer said he's happy to let us have it for the night, as long as one of the guests gives him a blowie. So that's the venue sorted.

We can BBQ the Unicown (with £15 worth of garlic) to feed the guests.

Oooh thats such a perfect wedding venue, I'm jealous!

Ok, ceremony at the Co-Op, reception at the barn.

Who is going to take one for the team and give the farmer his payment?

Please stop dissing my curtains.
I did wash them 😄

Gran says how many scons per head?

AGL. You would love my Co Op. My man/boy isn't the only hottie in there (although my eyes never stray from his Bambi-esque face).

toad Dr Seth just accused me of 'flirting' with him. Flirting! Me! I'm giving myself a gold star

being Oviously I will 'take one for the team' regarding ceremony location. I'd be happy to do that for you. Sometimes, I think I am overly-generous.... (sigh)

The farmer said to watch out for his old crusty cock. I'm hoping he means the old cockerel in the barn.

I've just checked in to see how the wedding arrangements are going and, as the self nominated bridesmaid, I am horrified at that picture of bridesmaids' dresses! Is that the Von Trapp family? In any case, I'm wearing blue!!

Everything else is fine!

You have to be the bridesmaid from Hell don't you Bettercallsaul you'll wear the vontrap dress or else!

Thank you Jess, you're a real trooper!

And Portia, I'm thinking at least 5 scohnes per head. That should do it right?

red. I don't think I have ever heard the word crusty quite as much as on this thread

Kind of puts you off crusty bread, doesn't it?

old crusty cock boak!

Being I'll give Gran a hand and Aidy can add to my mix

Portia - at least one scone each (that's 451). If she has time on her hands, two would be generous (902).

One important thing - could you ask her to make sure it's scones to rhyme with gone she's making? I don't like the kind that rhyme with cone. Also, don't mention this to Vanilla - she's busy with her DD today and it wouldn't be fair to burden her. she likes the kind that rhyme with cone.

How about we have a mixture of scons and scohnes? That way everybody is happy. None of the cream first crap though.

Better they should rhyme with cone!

Defiantly jam first

*Definitely

I love it when Jam is defiant!

OK, let's go for the compromise option of half scons and half scohns ( perhaps make the scon half a little bigger?)

Also, half jam on first, half cream to keep everyone happy. (Say 55% cream first, 45% jam?)

That should please everyone.

I have to go and do a RL thing now, after I've removed the cat off my lap. DS1 wants me to Taxi take him to buy a new XBox game. I've just realised that we need music or some sort. Anybody play any musical instruments? I can play a bit of guitar and drums. And I can play a church organ too. Oh, and ukulele. Any of you remember how to play the recorder from way back in school days?????

I'll tell her 1000 that should do it!