To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

I think love has already overcum those curtains more than once

Snigger!

being. I'll 'do' the strippers, of course!

Could you have a coach pulled by bats there's a few mad old ones on here

Ah of course! As you were then Ruby!

Toad that caravan looks awfully expensive posh.
I've managed to get this one off a friend for a whole week, for free!!!

We could even get them to put silver glitter on the horses black hooves to make them more ghostly

Maybe the Bridesmaids carriage could be pulled by MN bats.

For the bride.

Ooo! I'd feel very important in that!

Toad that caravan looks awfully expensive posh.
I've managed to get this one off a friend for a whole week, for free!!!

Thanks, Red!

Glad you're here to be the voice of reason. It's just soooo easy to let wedding budgets spiral out of all control.

Might have to rethink that carriage I posted too!

We could even get them to put silver glitter on the horses black hooves to make them more ghostly

Very creative. I'm impressed!

But! But! But! TOAD!!

ruby. I'd rather not think about glitter the total slapper right now (flounces off)

Oh, Being I wish I hadn't got your hopes up!

I was not thinking about the budget at all!!!

What is the budget? £15 or something?

I'll see what I can get for that and try and make it look just as good, I promise.

Jess, come back! We need you!!

Budget is £14.97 to be precise.

In 15 pages give or take we have managed to organise the best wedding ever! Who said this has to be difficult?

I can't find any real unicorns to transport you to your venue Being, but I did find this unicown. She'd look lovely and you can use her milk for your coffee too.

Budget is £14.97 to be precise

Bugger it!

but I did find this unicown. She'd look lovely and you can use her milk for your coffee too

Burst out laughing at this!

You're a scream, Red, and yet so practical-minded too :)

Genius idea Red!

toad, the guests don't need favours. Their gift is the pleasure of our company.

Have we got a venue yet?!?

I never got the idea of wedding favours. You've already given them a meal and good party. Why do they need another gift?

being Hayle Co Op? Thinking of you and not myself, obviously. It even has an aisle!

Jess, your job is to organise the venue! Fruit and veg decorations. Maybe co-op boy will be our registrar?

It even has an aisle